shangrilai

ugly. fly guy.

2009-01-06T23:37:00.000+08:00

* pic i got dec 2007*

... it was summer in aus. i was at dis tourist attraction. look carefully whats on his back ==.

wong fu

2008-12-24T00:46:00.004+08:00

just found dis buggers online, Wong Fu Productions on YouTube.

u shud take a look at their work. its all really really good.

dis one that im suggesting is.

what every nice guy face. so..

to all nice guys !.

click on the link

Nice Guy

its awesome possum. trust me.

tell me if u liking it =p.

PD Trip

2008-12-20T22:15:00.008+08:00

was in PD for Esthers birthday..

well, i planned, got Chia Hui to book the penthouse, organised the transportation and pretty much dinner as well. =='

driving there was no issue cuz we took a short cut from Sepang to reach PD in record time. from the way we were driving, it was no wonder either ==. the walkie was very useful and damn friggin fun to use. everyone should bloody get one u noe. Mr. Tan Jiun Yen was driving at snails pace as usual, that fag. shant let him be on the wheels no more.

* Loo Fern(before she took her pants off), Fat Bitch(Sara Kok), Cindy, Noelle, Esther*

i tell you. dis Loo Fern, before she took her pants off. was helluva LAN SI. she didnt talk , she just stared at the beach. DAMN COOl IS IT. hahahahahaha. somore wearing her shades all de time. seriously damn pan cool. u look at her now. look at her body shape. imagine it . 130% bigger like now. yes thats her now. AHAHAHAHAHA. shall call her fat fern. hahahahha.

* Cindy, Noelle, FAT BITCH(Sara Kok), Loo Fern*

* CK and I*

I was playing sand wif CK. BLoody hell. it was all cuz of them. Dey DIDNT WANNA PLAY. HAHAHA. I noe i sound like a kid but DEY DIDNT WANNA GET WET. didnt wanna play wif the SAND. didnt wanna DO NOTHING. so it was only natural for me and CK to show some tantrum and do something kiddy like ... playing sand? hahahahahaha. IT WORKED OKAY. IT WORKED.

* Jiun Yen, John, Loo Fern, Esther, Noelle, Kok, Cindy, Me, CK*

* Me, Ck, Esther, Loo Fern, Noelle, John*

the others didnt wanna get demselves wet and stayed on the beach. those buncha suckers. duwanna say names la. duwan la duwan. u suck la deis. u suck.

* banana boat only wert*

its not like we were sitting on some horror ride or some shit. it was a banana boat?

* dey were excited, i tink it was Noelles, Esthers and Fat Ferns first time*

* CK and John*

after playing wit all the sands and shit, we took a break. everyone cant stop palying with Cindys DS. they asked me to play dis game. which dey sucked in it. something like to test ur IQ and stuff. i easily. owned. HAHAHAHAHA. dis only proves . JOHN HAS LOWER IQ DEN ME. AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

* Daley*

i really dont noe why. why must Daley pose like that. why? why? so ugly? why? HAHAAHAHA. wanna transform into prince charming after dis isit? the hell man.....

* the girls preparing*

cant help but notice Noelle is not only holding a hair dryer but she has a flower on her head. she was blowing her flower?? 0.O.

* Jiun Yen*

so hensem la Jiun Yen.

* all set*

tho, ahem. erm. dey dont look that different anyway. ahem. dey were supposed to be all dressed up. ahem. cough cough. not pretty oso. =X . cough cough.

* damn scary*

she really didnt wanna take a picture. CANT U SEE? STOP TAKING PICTURES DAMN IT!. hahahaahahahhaha.

* i told u she didnt wana take a picture*

dis picture was supposed to be the act cool picture. all wif pan cool faces. but u see dis Loo Fern. mana cool? where WHERE? damn greedy wanna eat eat eat only. .

* we tried again*

u SEE, U SEE. HER GREEDY FACE. SHE KEPT EATING, she doesnt wanna take a picture !. SHE JUST WANTS TO EAT. EAT EAT. no wonder so fat adi. hahahahahha.

* finaly a proper picture*

i cant help but to notice how lala Jing is. u look at his hair. u just look. he tink hes some cool as Japanese anime character. . . nice try la dei. . . .

* can make it picture 2*

* canot make it picture*

U noe right, we always say. those lala ppl. got poke face put 1 finger, 2 finger , 3 finger. bla bla. u look at Loo Fern now. . pay close attention to where her finger is. somre if im not mistaken shes even *trying* to do a cute face.

* Me , Noelle, Cindy and Kok*

we decided to do some camwhoring. since we had time, okay maybe not time but we wanted to CAM WHORE.

* the girls at the restaurant*

we couldnt really find a nice place to eat in PD. asked Chia Hui our guide for the day and she pointed us at dis restaurant. was a nice place. BUT WE WERE DEFINITELY OVER DRESSED. the ppl were STARING AT US MAN. somore so bloody big GROUP. its over lar. its over. seriously over man. somore dey kept taking pictures. omg. damn embaressing. i wanted to hide under the table. i felt out of place. its over man its over. i had mix grilled and it was really good man suprisingly. ha but Loo Fern had some stupid fish thing and it sucked. i still remember. AHAHAHAHAHA.

* same pic diff cameras*

* group photo 1*

* group photo 2*

u noe right. for some reason. i tink dis picture has ppl with more BROWNISH hair than the previous one.

* Loo Fern, Noelle, Jing , Kok*

went to the beach again after dinner. doh.

* John, Loo Fern, CK, Noelle, Jiun Yen, Sara and I*

dey were drinking abitttt. dis pic proly looks better den de next pic. but i had to post that up as well..

* look at Koks red face*

i just wanted to show u her red face. yup. thats all.

* Daley, Noelle( with legs half burried) and I*

u see dis Daleys pei shit face and his finger. damn sohai looking. Noelle is damn farnee as well. she only burried the front part of her legs. she was actually kneeeling down. and she tot it was funny so we took a picture . hahahhaha.

after that we went back to the pent house for some drinks and games. we were up till ultra late. many things happend that night. ahem. only we will noe ^^. it was pretty ugly i must say. HAHA.

emotionally, boh steady. hahahahaha

2008-12-20T13:16:00.001+08:00

analysing, thinking and pondering. i guess it doesnt suit me at all.

i say , come what may !.

theres time, still time. =).

we'll see.

ham hai.

2008-12-17T09:39:00.001+08:00

this if. helluva funny. seeriously

* what the flying fark*

im amaaaaaaaaaaaaaazed.

my penang trip in Jan 2008

2008-12-11T21:46:00.008+08:00

ive finally got some internet. IMMA BLOG NOW. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

since i cant keep up with my events and im slow at blogging. gona cut out alota pictures. alota events. just slowly finish everything before the year ends. so that i can start a proper year. anyways. dis is my penang trip in January.

since i cant celebrate CNY dis year. again. so we went to Penang for CNY, unfortunately for me we were there till after Valentines so i was. with my family ==. but it was okay. it was a really big bunch of us.

* i tink i grew fatter over here wen i saw my pictures*

* we went to a temple wen we got there*

* had to carry my laptop around cuz its dangerous to leave it lying around the hotel! didnt want it to get stolen*

* my cousin Jeremy*

* i was praying man. really*

* at the hotel, forgot where was it tho*

* yet another temple*

dis time we were there to visit my mom's grandma.

* at shangrila's play room or some shit like that*

theres dis slide ya noe. its fucking scary. its a 90 degree drop. yes. fucking awesome.

* they didnt let me have a go cuz i wasnt wearing long sleeve*

* preparing for it*

it was a kids slide man. i swear to god. wen u are up there. its fucking like 5-6 metres free fall. 90degrees literally. how the fuck they let kids at dis man? just so you noe, ive a deadly fear of heights. im fucking afraid of it . trust me man. ill wuss out on anything high. EXCEPT IF YOU FUCKING DARE ME LIKE MY SOHAI FRIENDS. dis time it was my Uncle. he paid me 50 for it. damn. bloody bribery.

* ahhhh, chibai*

damn ugly i tell u. damn ugly.

* i sit there, shaking in fear(exaggerated but u get the picture)*

dey were like omgwtfbbq, u lousy lar ! . . . . . . . . . damn chibai, i was afraid of heights okay.

* i went at it again*

the result wasnt really. u noe. erm. lets just say i wasnt really proud out it.

* my laptop is worth every penny*

* my sister*

lazing, as usual.

* waiting anxiously for dinner*

* having dinner*

* dis is not my whole family, yet.*

hahaha, there were so many of us that we had to retake dis pic over and over, and still we missed some peeps. hidden behind others.

* my cousins after some drinks*

hahaha, was at a pub by the beach. my family is all about FNB. food and beer!. dey drink drink drink really non stop man.

the next post

2008-04-11T17:57:00.008+08:00

things have been really messed up lately.

cant even start to name the shit ive been going through lately.

not like its really serious or anything i guess im being an ass.

im officially naming myself Emo King henceforth.

fucking causing an accident dis week as well.

fuck fuck fuck.

staying in my room all day didnt help.

worsened it in fact.

to all those who wished me happy birthday, thanks.

to those that didnt. its okay. no worries we still have next year.

not!

anyways. i decided to post my last years ventures to bagan lalang. i guess its about time i did it. i really didnt have to mood to post any shit since forever. so i guess since im gona be staying home. ill stay posting more stuff. maybe even another tonight. thats if im not reading my book. cuz been staying up all nights. for the past .. duno how many days..

Bagan Lalang

* i painted that*

yeah very funny.

* was driving on the beach*

was very fun. that time.

* standing on my car*

so amazing. i wondered whos idea was it.

* i was dancing wif Jing*

i was dancing on the beach. only NATURAL wen ur at the beach right.

* my car had a rubbish bag tied to it*

if u cant see it. ur blind.

* we got ourselves some lalas*

no. not those Sg Wang ppl. no were not saying Sara Kok either.

were talking about the real deal. the seafood.

* we were fascinated*

it was so amazing that we couldnt stop looking at it.

* i was squashed*

that was. heavy.

* we started off like dis*

it ended wif dem squashing me.

* Beautiful Scenery 1*

* Beautiful Scenery 2 *

* Beautiful Scenery 3*

* Beautiful Scenery 4*

its me.

* Not so beautiful scene 1*

* Emo Scenery 1*

* Bleeding nipple scene 1*

Jacks nipple.
* * Beautiful Scenery 5*

* charcoal poked in sand 1*

* charcoal burnt in sand 2*

* Beautiful Scenery 6*
* dying Jing Chen scene wif Kenneth middle fingering 1*

* finaly peeing Jason*

lesson to be learnt from dis post. never post wen feeling emo. the post sucks.

de end of the redang post

2008-03-01T16:27:00.004+08:00

finaly, after months of posting... literally... the redang post is gona come to an end. a boring end in fact. nothing funny nor interesting is in this post. just us. leaving redang.

* us trying to act all emo*

it was pretty early in the morning. siting on a cliff beside the resort. posing for the cam.

* it was really pretty*

we aimed to see the sunrise. but the damned clouds had to hide it. although it was really beautiful. the view i meant. not the sunrise.

* another "beautiful" shot*

* searching for sharks and turtles*

that morning we had to go behind the resort to look for sharks and turtles.

it was kinda exciting. ive never been in the water whilst looking at the shark before.

Jack was struggling for his life. in the water. our guide had to repeatedly tell him to. STOP MOVING. if it werent because of the snorkle stuffed in my face. ill be saying. something mean to him. we dont want any of those sharks nor turtles to notice our presence right? i duwanna be bitten
anyhow, we saw if im not mistaken, 3 sharks. each about 6-8 feet large. 2 turtles if im not mistaken. these beasts were damn majestic in the water... anywaayss. dats so boring .

* the long wait*

we had to waittttt really long before we could leave. de damned boats were slow.

* group pic*

in the boat

* i was sleeeping*

* group pic 2*

in the bus

* cher kuan*

u noe, i really cant deny it. but he is definitely.

the ugliest , waiest member of my gang. hahahahaahahaha.

* end of the trip*

hahaha, the end of the redang trip.

jings torture.

2007-11-02T23:19:00.000+08:00

wahahhahaa, jing got tortured. me and the dudes were the torturers. ahahaahha..
i mean.. it was jings fault.

quoted from jing : DAMN EASY ONE LA, 5 minutes CAN Come ouT D LA.

oh yea. yea yea. from dis few videos.. u can actually see that.. he took about 15 minutes to come out. eh? mebe more.. cuz we torture him... wayyy before we videoed. AHHAHAHA.

* haahahha, tor tor lan yeh ar lah !*

its damn easy one la. 5 minutes no problem. no pROBLEM.

* it was supposed to be easy right?*

pouring water on his face. was....

FUN

* looks like some1s in trouble HAHAHA*

* even i feel tortured*

just look at him, just lok at him, dis is called... kesian....

* but for pride*

he lasted.. 10 minutes for pride. ahahahahahahahahaha.

in conclusion.

IT WAS HELLUVA FUN TORTURING JING

hehe, lets do it again guys?

ps: u suck like shit jing

another post just to prove that my blogs not gona die and its not 100 years d!

2007-10-07T02:02:00.000+08:00

Jack is really disgusting.
there r reasons y u shudnt get drunk wif Jack.
damn lan wai...
we were going to have a party up at Genting wif some friends and a little steamboat and drinking session...
he goes like..

ĵąςķ™ - livingforareason.blogspot.com said:
after a month of delay

ĵąςķ™ - livingforareason.blogspot.com said:
i keepin my stomach for the day

ĵąςķ™ - livingforareason.blogspot.com said:
where i can vomit at u guys

ĵąςķ™ - livingforareason.blogspot.com said:
and make the whole room smelly..

[behbeh]- kenneth - www.kenneth-lai.blogspot.com . said:
lollllllllllll

[behbeh]- kenneth - www.kenneth-lai.blogspot.com . said:
hahhahhah

[behbeh]- kenneth - www.kenneth-lai.blogspot.com . said:
wtff wei

[behbeh]- kenneth - www.kenneth-lai.blogspot.com . said:
hahahahahah

ĵąςķ™ - livingforareason.blogspot.com says:
dat time.. probably.. everyone is drunk.. so u all wont probably screw me..

ĵąςķ™ - livingforareason.blogspot.com says:
then i can vomit at ur leg.. or ur shirt.. then i go sleep..

ĵąςķ™ - livingforareason.blogspot.com says:
then the next day.. when wake up.. still pei.. u see.. got vomit on ur shirt..

[behbeh]- kenneth - www.kenneth-lai.blogspot.com . says:
......

[behbeh]- kenneth - www.kenneth-lai.blogspot.com . says:
wtf

ĵąςķ™ - livingforareason.blogspot.com says:
then u will be thinkin.. wat happen? i vomit?

ĵąςķ™ - livingforareason.blogspot.com says:
then i will like.. yeala.. everybody vomit on their own shirt.. i also make some vomit on my own shirt.. so u cannot blame me

ĵąςķ™ - livingforareason.blogspot.com says:
all the steamboat's pork, fish balls, veggies, soup all

ĵąςķ™ - livingforareason.blogspot.com says:
lol

[behbeh]- kenneth - www.kenneth-lai.blogspot.com . says:
...... u disgust me

u tot my blog was dead?

2007-10-07T01:56:00.000+08:00

NOT!. its not dead bitches!. i just got no time and lazy to transfer the pics.

wahahaha. havent even finished my redang post

my other posts r still waiting as well but heck!

WAI CHONG deserves a post on my blog.

ordinary lives < Wai Chong

dis is the convo between me and Wai Chong. i like to call him bitchy bitch and laugh so..

ordinary lives says:

laugh lan ah laugh

[behbeh]- kenneth - www.kenneth-lai.blogspot.com . says:

lauighing at ur lan la

[behbeh]- kenneth - www.kenneth-lai.blogspot.com . says:

blow me la pan

ordinary lives says:

u watch out

ordinary lives says:

u know from my house to ur house

ordinary lives says:

if i drive like my father's road

ordinary lives says:

u know i jz need to take how long

ordinary lives says:

less than 10mins

ordinary lives says:

u better run now

FUYOH! MANYAK GANGSTAR!

come hit me la pan!

drive like ur fathers road la Pan!

u guys damn kao noisy man

2007-08-01T13:31:00.000+08:00

sorry la mader. de blog is not gona die la k. u have to understand it takes really long to upload so many pics! i like to blog. lets say.. 5 -10 minutes a day only. okay maybe a week... soo it takes quite long one okayy.

Day 2 Redang.

fine fine. our second day in redang. Sarah was sick. AWW.
she had to sit out on our one helluva snorkeling trip.

* dont cry*

okay. started off with us heading over to the beach.. it was helluva far. couldnt get on the boat from our place. had to go like. THE other side. so err. we started off by.

LAUGHING AT CHER KUANS PANTS.

his pants were florally. as in really florally. as in.. flowers. very hawaiian i must say. god damn easy to spot to in the ocean. HA. for example...

Jing : Wheres CK?
Kenneth : Eh? sudah lari mana?
Jing : Diu just look for his pants la!
Kenneth : THERE.. THAT ONE. ONE AND ONLY!
Jing: HAHAHAHAHAHA (in cantonese) Chauw hai yi tiuw luk chat la!.

im so sorry CK. i just had to... neways we were swimming and all. my gang didnt wanna remove their life jackets for safety reasons... i understand and alll.. PUSSY. no i really do.. seriously. PUSSY. no really. dont need to take of ur life jack one. not safe la.... PUSSY!.. nolar nolar. its okay la. dont cry la. its not over la. HAHAHA.

eh. but Jing followed me straight after right? but he not fair one. he can float even without the damned life jacket. his fats tidak tumpat so can float...

i saw like super alota Nemo's (clown fish) . near the erm. er... er.. er-neh-ne-mee? thats how its pronounced OKAY. maybe its spelt anenime? -.- @*^@%*(^#@*@ wtv LAAA..

after swimming like some fags. chasing my *chick* everywhere. she wore a Pink top and a red bottom i tink. yeah. she did!. haaahahaha. neway. Rina( our guide ) she asked us over for a few pics..

in numerical order. . THATS y i took so LOOONG. to compile the pics.

oh... and of course we didnt wear any life jackets nor did we need anyone to push us down NOR did we hold the anchor. righttt? (= (thats marcus's evil reverse smiley LOL)

* our mistake for a supposed group pic*

go away la u all. its MY pic. MY SOLO pic. but not bad eh? chei...

* chei . macam betul je*

* Jing being himself again*

guess *what* being himself means... ill give u a clue. its starts wif a M and ends wif a Y and they are our close cousins!. .the answer will come sooooon.

* de fela really damn poser man*

MONKEY! three cheers to whoever that got it !!.
hahahahhahahahahaha.

* dis is Cocky. half the time he doesnt noe what he is doing*

* no really. the fela damn blur took like aLOT of pics.*

but i must say. both his pics had some holy light elements in it... a sign? @@''

* ahh dis is more like it la dei*

* dis is Jack*

note. he really was at the surface. as in really. he didnt even go half a meter deep. he was. 5.. maybe 10 cm down under.... LOL.

* dis is our own CK TAN!*

round of applause please!!. hahahahahaha. look out for his OUTRAGES PANTS!

* im telling u his is too panjang.*

look like some kinda sea fish or sotong or creature wif LOOONG arms.

* ini macam? CRAB LA DEN*

laugh la mahai. its funny la . HAHAHAHA.

Later in Marine Park

* Jack tried again*

* u can see the effort*

just look at him la. valiant ATTEMPT 2. its over la. didnt even leave the surface.
jings face on the left. can see the nipple d!.

* Jings hair looks damn funky in the water man. like some 70's show or some shit*

* i tink mine normaller abit*

if only Siva could see dis pic.
MY HAIR IS BROWN LA DAMN IT. ITS BLOODY BROWN. GOD DAMN IT. U BLIND MOFO.
fuuuooh thats better.

* Kwok Liang*

if u noticed. his undies are showing. its BLACK. what u trying to prove? HUH? renoma commercial ah? nobody like that one la..

* the ikanss were blocking my view.*

* Jings pics were always blurry. i duno y.*

wait wait i noe the answer.... the problem lies ....... (circling motion on the face).

* omfg this fela. we swore nvr to lala.*

his excuse was.

aiya in the water d WHATEVER LA..

* y so high up one? go down touch the fishes la fool*

* Me, Cocky(his undies still showing), CK Tan. Jing and Jack*

the fishes were trying to block off the... ugly...*cough cough* er. oops?. but seriously .. Jack. wtf u doing man.

* CK, Jack( behind there blurring) , Jing ( blocked by fish ), Cocky ( blocked by HAND) and I*

CK delibrately blocked Cocky's face. since the first pic he was canceled out by a FISH.

so he em song. must block kao Cocky's face. where can like that one? what kinda ppl is dis..

On the Beach after snorkeling

* diggin his own grave aint he ?*

* me and CK digging Jings grave*.

no dis is not a Milo commercial.

* die fag. DIE*

dis moment was so enjoyable*

* Kwok Liang was stepping on him. really.*

stories of . THE TORTURE OF TSAU JING CHEN. on his birthday.

are to be continued . . .

the following pics cant be added ATM. will include a video and the pics soon!. soon la. soon.

redang... lateee.

2007-07-09T17:49:00.000+08:00

wennt to Redang sometime back. hehe. sorry la lazy to post kan. hahaahha. anyways heres the pictures to illustrate our trip..

Our First Day

* he really looks like a joker*

we ate at a chinese restaurant . waiting for our Ferry to come . helluva long wait man.

* im a VIRGIN*

* Sarah, Jing Chen, Me, Kwok Liang, Cher Kuan and Jack .. plus half a dude we dont noe*

* -.- Jings a camwhore man*

* i WASNT .! hahaha i was tying my boardshorts k. Jack was obviously posing*

* trust me. i was damn pei

* CK Burried*

* molested shortly...*

my birthday.

2007-07-05T01:43:00.000+08:00

my birthday. had a heng tai only gathering. i meant it.

it was really a sausage fest. HAHA.

we cant count Sarah as a girl. shes a guy. altho she looks like a girl. shes a dude.

newayssss. Cher Kuan and I were both April 8 boys so we decided to celebrate together.

went to Maison and some STUPID Mc Laren party was going on so tough luck..

headed over to De Canter instead for a drink......

* me and Cher Kuan*

classmates since standard 6 . still friends. and better yet. heng tais =)

* i was a little high. a little*

* 3 dudes that stuck the longeessst*

* the foods awesome*

my my. de food in De Canter is really good. i mean seriously. its not that pricey and its damn good. =0. i ate so much....

* it was all fine til i drank the flaming lambo*

i vomited abit . alto i did dirty my hand. the floor was quite same from it. CK puked on the spot... the milk killed us. gah!. but it was good shit man.

* group pic attempt*

canot la. my handphone just wouldnt do.

* u see. the food was the one that killed me*

u see how much we ate -.-.... hahaahahaha.

after that headed to my place for mahjong

the moment i got home my mom said.

Still wanna drink? Got beer , got wine , got 2 bottles of Chivas for u guys. go ahead and open..

NO MA. IM ALREADY DRUNK. hahahahaha.

memorable birthday. love my friends man. =)

forrrrceeed

2007-06-30T01:51:00.000+08:00

okayy. dis post is about UV Nation.

it was okayyyy. but waaay below expectation.

especially Benny. WHY BENNY WHY.

anyhow. i had to post dis. out of timeline. so that my friend Jing Yi can enjoy lookin at her face on my blog. so. enjoy.

* Me and Jing Yi*

*dis is why. i shud definately get photoshop.*

* the brightened*

* the original Jing Yi and Lixian.*

after that . i went over to Zahiers place for a party. wooooo. cranberry juice wif Vodka is much better than that bullshit of an orange. haha.

met a Daft Punk lover and founder of Songkla .Jason aka. Apple .
the unstoppable drinker Vivek. drinked the whole bottle of Chivas down. slowly. but surely. hahaha.

my first time hearing about Songkla!! its in pink cuz its GAY.

and my Songkla name is. Qiwi. HAHA.

details on Songkla will be posted after taking a picture wif the Founder. i mean. after i get my picture from . ppl who has them.

can u give em to me ... please?

sorry man. i noe i hate updating.

2007-06-27T00:40:00.000+08:00

been LAZY as usual. lazy to update. sorry peeps. my blog. is gona die soon . hahaha.

newayys. dis is my post on my job back in.. April? . on my ESTD event. was kinda fun. considering it was my first big event thing. haha. and of course Jojo Struys and Chermaine Poo were there to make life ... a tad more happier ^^.

* shes damn hot real life*

Jojo Struys. my goodness. shes hot hot hot. looks like shes 20+?.altho.. her boobs does sag. HAHA.

* Jingle and Chermaine*

juz met Jingle that day.. shes a very blur but nice girl ^^. altho.. her picture taking skills. LOUSEE. nvr take enough pics on my phone !. haha.

then there was.. Chermaine Poo !!. man. she has a SUPER DAMN HOT BODY. =.=' okay la. abit ... exagerating adi. but den... really quite perfect. got front got back. got looks. can cook( she baked muffins for us! and it was actualy NICE). damn smart (shes a charted accountant). friendly.... screwed man. shes too keng adi. i tink every man will be intimidated by her.

* drawings*

* tic tac toe?*

* turtle and pig?*

i got drew all over. for shooting Angelica wif a rubber band.... i asked her to hit me. but she chose torture instead.

* i stacked our products . i tink 11-13 stacks high.*

cool eh? wait till u see my next masterpiece.

* Shanon*

dis is one of the gazillion pictures she made me take. of her . solo...

* Angelica and Jojo*

heres the picture.. Jojo changes in the storeroom. and only I have the key to the room ^^. imagine what thoughts came into my mind. HAHA. but of course, being a proper human. i didnt =).

* Shanon and Jojo*

Shanon made me take lotsa pictures. i mean it. dis is like a small portion of what i took..

* the tower and I*

HOHO. look at it man. ITS AWESOME. it even has cones for its top and a bloody BRIDGE. it took me.. god damned long to build it okay.

she disturbs my building process. she keeps banging me wif her butt. and den...

first... Shanon bangs it down at 4-5 floors high.
then.. Shanon bang its down again at 6-7 floors high.
and... Shanon bangs it down again at 8-9 floors high.
again. Shanon bangs it down wen both sides are as high as 9 floors

frustratingly. i kept rebuilding it.

she tried helping. and banged down everything again.

..... i wanted to eat her...

after a total of 6 times. rebuilding it 6 TIMES.. i finaly finished it..

and guess what... she was the first person to take pictures wif it...

=.=' forcing me to use my handphone and.... taking her pictures all day long. what about ME LA.

oh. and not only that.

SHE BANGED THE TWIN TOWERS DOWN. YES. AFTER COMPLETION.

* the destroyer*

* shes having fun*

* Careen and my tower*
* Rachel and Careen*

altho dis pic is lala.. its okay... its okayyy. forget the fingers... forget it...

* Angelica*

dis is one funny girl.

* she really is*

haha!

* stoning after work....*

=). sory for the wait. hopefully i wont be that lazy to update...

* few of em girls*

there are lotss more pics. but i havent got em. and i lazy to post the rest of the pics. or beg my friend for more. so... thats it!.

reasons y.

2007-06-03T16:28:00.000+08:00

reasons y my friend here. Angelica . sleeps like a pig . a very odd pig that is.

* she doesnt move*

we stopped at a rest house. everyone got down. she remained motionless.. the driver switched of the engine. gets down. and locks the van up. she still remained motionless.

at this point. i was bursting into laughter. pointing into the van.

dis is how it went....

Driver: Hmm wheres that girl?

Kenneth: HAHAHAHAHA

Driver: ??

Kenneth: *points into the van*

Driver: OH MY GOD. *runs to the van to open the door*.

Kenneth: *still rolling around in laughter.*

Angelica: *looks up for 1 second. sleeps again.*

wen i saw her do that. i knew that she had no intention of coming down.i couldnt help but laugh my ass off .

isnt that enough reason to say that she sleeps like a pig??

* no matter when or where*

* shes always sleeping*

=) u can catch her sleeping. in many ways. wherever. whenever. thats -

* Angelica *

HAHAHA!

the circle

2007-05-21T17:01:00.001+08:00

drank 2 other peeps saliva. YUCK.

theres 3 of us.

we found a new thing to do in Dream Park.

im happy.

altho i did lose like shit to the . DARK SIDE.

work work work.

2007-05-21T15:58:00.000+08:00

okay . lets start abit wif my work..
we had an event in Penang and Taiping running concurrently . the day before we went to the loading bay to unload the stuff into our van that would be needed in Penang. after that we wanted to take the trolleys back to the office.... but the lift was in use... soo..Jack decided to carry it up 2 floors..

* he carried and carried*

* i laughed and laughed*

u could hear.. BING BANG BING BANG. BANG BANG DING DANG. hahahahahahahaha. magnificently. after a gruelling 20 minutes.. he finaly got it up 2 flights of stairs. ahahahaha.

now.. to the trip itself..
some pictures of the crew. sleeping.

* Stephanie*

* Angelica*

her way of sleeping is helluva weird. ill show u in the next post.

* Jack*

* and Quinten*

no pics of me sleeping. noe y? im HARDWORKING la. cant sleep sleep one. HAHAHAHA

i was working. ya noe.

2007-05-18T21:21:00.001+08:00

Jea Hau came to Mid Valley. and took dis few pics whilst having lunch wif us.

* was tinking*

* of porn. HA. not! i was stoning for some reason*

btw. meet Jingle > the girl on my right. shes one of my colleagues =)

* hehe i wear specs?*

only sometimes. wen i feel like it. i dont need em tho. but apparently its good for my eyes. so mommy forced me into em =/

okay finaly?

2007-05-11T11:11:00.000+08:00

ha, i noe its been long. but i got caught up wif work and stuff u noe. and the holidays.. didnt feel like doing nething. anyhow. dis is my first of many posts.. look out for more. cuz im gona post ALOT bitches.

* my toy *

my little helicopter. hoho . it only goes up tho. controling it to go straight. iS HELLUVA hard.

* my mosssstt sohai friend. *

smoking is a habit. but for him. its a hobby.

* the Valentines card*

i wanted to give something to a friend on valentines. being very busy i asked a friend of mine to get it for me. so on the day itself... my friend went to mid valley and told me about dis BEAUTIFUL card. dis is how it went

Jiun Yen : This card damn nice . Damn chat BIG MAN.

Kenneth: Duwan la.

Jiun Yen: Im serious. its DAMN BIG WEI.

Kenneth: Duwan la. i just want a simple card.

Jiun Yen: Its worth ur money one. seriously . DAMN WORTH IT ONE.

Kenneth: Okay la okay la.

but wen i saw the words on the card....

Kenneth: WTF. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GIVE THIS. WE ARE JUST FRIENDS LA SOHAI.

Jiun Yen: (laughs ass off)

Kenneth: ... u bitch. u did dis on purpose. didnt u. omg omg.

.... speechless.

* if only i had a girlfriend*

* cats caught in the act*

get a room la u pussy's!.

* had lunch wif a friend *

thats all. of my random stuff. gona have more more more!.

babble

2007-05-01T19:32:00.000+08:00

i like girls who pierce their tongues.
im talking about a fetish here.
fuck. i just saw one.
its a god damned turn on.
everytime i see it. DAMN!.

and ive a tv in my room now
guess what im gona do.
HA.

stop it!
im just gonna watch my dvds..
=)

some random pictures. really quite funny. HA

2007-04-24T00:26:00.000+08:00

still Sepang highway. only that we decided to do even more sohai stuff.. for ur viewing displeasure ... please scroll downwards.

Lame Pictures

BEWARE!

* FEH SI*!

hardcore shitting style.

* no i dont want a cab*

didnt want the cabbie. he stopped for us.

* emo dudes, except one*

im sure u can see the cool one. the only one different. looking into the horizon. like a Jay Chou ad.

* watch me bash the Jay Chou wannabe*

altho some sohai must interupt... there were many pictures.. many of which are destroyed by the sohai called Kwok Liang. could only post this 2 bashing pics =/

* die bitch!*

* poserness*

okay dis pic is a tad gay. but heck. we had fun doing gay poses.

* singing*

okay, dis is damn random. duno wtf is Kwok Liang doing wen we all are trying to sing. =)

Kwok Liang likes to PEE in CIRCLES

* Kwok Liang likes to pee*

really. he does. he even pees in circles

* he pees again*

again he spins around.

sorry to expose dis horific scenes. but i just couldnt help it ^^.

the way we tortured Jason

2007-04-20T22:17:00.000+08:00

forgot abouttt dis.. after dinner wif Jason. we decided to hold our own raping session. we nvr told Jason of course... cuz he is the main *Actor* . he didnt realise... till it was tooo late. HAHA.

* coolnya*

FYI : the one in the center is Jason!!

* that glow on Marcus's shirt is freaky*

* wtf, Cher Kuan smelling my arse?*

* friends*

* woah , public pee fest?*

* the 3 best of friends*

* . . . . . damn sohai*

* Kwok Liang's Gay and also a sohai. ILL PROVE IT*

he tried to grab my dick. now.. take a look at the picture below

* see!!! he is GAY!*

kesian Lam Sem. kena sodomise. i feel for u....

* haha im first! u suckers! can nvr reach the top one!!*

* woi y so many ppl come up one (stress face(me))*

* okay la okay la. i noe u all want a picture wif me la (^^!)*

* before we get undressed*

the moment uve been waiting for!. naked GUYS!.

* Renoma commercial?*

3 diff renoma undies. one is the normal design, boxers den the new design. okay okay. and now presenting!! the naked GUYS!.

* okay la... its not really a pretty sight...*

before we raped Jason. we had to ... take a picture first.

* he got raped? hahaha*

* roar!*

* chasing us*

* tired?*

* okayy... okayy.. u got me bitch!!*
* DIE JING CHEN*

stupid cameraman tinks he can escape??? after we chased him down. it was over!

* we had many pictures...*

the dudes.. Jiun Yen, Lam Sem, Kwok Liang, Jack, Jason, Jing Chen, Cher Kuan and I.
note: Jacks doing something.

* random tetek pictures*

whats Jack digging?

* woah!*

wut the fuck is Lam Sem doing?

* okay, CK looks gay. i wasnt looking.. baddd picture*
hahhaha, that concludes our.. pranking session ^^.

6 sohai things u can do on the highway

2007-03-27T03:22:00.000+08:00

been working and working. neglecting my blog. now with a new name i guess. i will post more? uh huh?? =)

* smoke a cigge (Kwok Liang)*

* pose like a "super"model (Lam Sem)*

* lie down Flat on the floor (Cher Kuan)*

* do pumping (Jack)*

* be a sohai and breakdance (Jing Chen " as expected of him ")*

* carry two of ur friends ( Me)*

stay tuned for more sohai stuff. coming ultra soon. (wen im free)

jason was leaving

2007-03-27T00:10:00.000+08:00

okayy. wayy back den. jason was supposed to leave for aussie. i mean he did leave. but the fool came back!. failing to spread our seeds of wolfness over to aussie... anyhow we were in 1u . giving him a nice farewell..

* old school mates*

* look at Henry's blur face*

* Jeff B being gay*
* Henry*

he was nappling and suddenly bounced up and said. *I heard panties! wut panties! tell me!!!.... thats all this bugger can think of.

* ?????*
* Jing just cant control himself*

he had to come all over...

* King*

* us Keruing-ans being urselves . AGAIN*

sorry shisha

2007-03-25T00:35:00.000+08:00

SHOCKING NEWS GUYS. ITS OVER

SHISHA IS BAD!

Also shisha can cause shrinkage of testicles and can decrease sperm count. It also can make men have a higher pitched voice from all the carbon and decrease the lower tone in a voice. It can also cause a decrease in fertility in men.

.... we're screwed.

swensons wif kim

2007-03-20T10:34:00.000+08:00

* close up*

haha, Kim was leaving for NZ. so i had to see her for the LAST time right? im not evil and all. u noe. im kind and all right.. anyhow. we were at Swensons the other day.. i mean WAAAY back then la k.

* using my own phone to candid me?*

* Chien Loong kena rape? *

* dai sei. finaly got to candid the SOHAI*

* Kwok Liang trying to get everyone on candid camera*

* Jie look damn stress*

of course la. mixing wif us.. too sohai adi. hahahahahahaa.

* nolar laughing la*

recapping abit. quickly

2007-03-18T12:50:00.000+08:00

okay dis post will be a shotgun post. ill just.. show u pictures and be quite quick. cuz ive so many damned things to post..

* my sister*
* me*
* my funny aunt*

u noe.. my family likes taking pictures... even in the damned hospital. my grandma was hospitalised for quite long. she passed away peacefully in January .

* police car?*

wtf? police car double parking.. and he is blocking MY CAR. =.=" nvr expected to get .. blocked by these guys.

* grasshopper*

its about the largest grasshopper ive ever seen. look inbetween the red parking thing and the side view mirrors. u'd see the grasshopper. damn.. it scared me -.-" .

* swing*

johnny walker swing. damn ons sial.

* why is it called swing?*

* the bottom of the bottle*

it is shaped to actually allow the bottle to rock. as in u push it. it swings !!. cool eh? haha. betcha havent seen one of these .!

*mah jong*

i recently got addicted to mahjong. bloody good game. and guess how my friends made me play mahjong. dey came to my house, wif the set AND a TABLE. wooohoo. CK and KwokLiang are sohais. hahahaha. anyhow, didnt tink that my family would play MahJong wif my friends too.. both my sisters played =.=" in my MOMS ROOM!.

* sohai 2*

Wern Loong is a sohai. everyone noes u shudnt make my sister angry. he did one of the things that girls hate the most.

Wern Loong: (comes in) Hi Aunty!

Sheri(my elder sister): ( wtf face) @@"!

Wern Loong: (oh hailat) SORRY SORRY.

later on.. Wern Loong wanted to *pong* a term used in mahjong. guess what happened.

Kwok Liang: Can pong adi !

Wern Loong: CANOT CANOT LATER KENA SCOLD.

ahahahahahaha, ppl are so fearful of my sister. i *wonder* why =) .

* smiley fried rice*

i tink dis rice is called nasi goreng... erm wtv laaa.

* traffic jam*

ppl that go subang and use LDP to come back shud noe dis road. dey bloody blocked de way up the Motorola bridge wif cones. so.. u see.. being impatient.. and ... okaaay nvm.. i went between the cones @@! hahahahaha altho i did come close to.. banging em down =X.

* activities during class*

playing games

* taking pictures*

dis pic is cool man. i moved in sync with Chia Huis walking speed. and the result? she is very clear and the background is blurred. and with? MY PHONES CAMERA!. hoho. cool right? cool right? .. mahai cool la diu. OKAY LA FINE LA . __

* playing more games*

and we asked y we were failing.

finaly. the year 2007s update HAHA.

2007-03-14T00:12:00.000+08:00

after 10 yrs of not updating. i finaly update..

okayy lets see. reasons for not blogging

1. LAZY
2. i tink i dont have the time
3. no pictures(couldnt find my phone cable)
4. my dumbass friends nvr gime pictures
5. LAZY

okay.. that surely would satisfy ur need 2 noe y i didnt blog. since forever..
and dis post is nothing new.. its about how i celebrated my new year. HAHA. so wtv la k. just see the pics..

* me*

okaaay, started of having some dinner. at like some pizza store. wtv the name was. okayyy. anyhowww. really had fun teasing Wei Binn cuz he is like the odd one out. everyone had some1 to bring there. and of the opposite sex. like totally 1 boy,1 girl, 1 boy ,1 girl den suddenly. Wei Binn. den boy girl boy girl. okay im sure u get the picture. ahahahahaha. deeen. after dinner we all went to The Curve for the new years celebrationn.

on top is a pic of me once i reached The Curve. i saw Jason and co. I was like hey hey, wassup wassup. den suddenly the asshole start chasing me wif his can of party Spray. soon 3 of them were after me ==' . i got pinned down and got shot in the ass. yesssss. it wasnt a pretty sight. all the aunties were looking @@". plus they ripped my pants.. down.. almost.. hahaha.

soon i went over to the Street where everyone was gathered for the main event..

* some unlucky dude*

that guy nvr participated in any Spraying sessions. but guess what. he is soaked in them thanks to us =). sorry dude.* the dudes*

i got sprayed so badly. that my whole shirt was white. ppl even thought it was the bloody design? aww come on. IM NOT THAT LALA. =.="

* bloody pics*

my eyes couldnt really open... thanks to the bloody sprays. damn it!. almost all pics ive my eyes half closed!.

* Me, Sue Hsia, Jack, Kwok Liang, Cher Kuan, King, Xin Won and Jiun Yen*

okaaay. nothing much happened except for the fact that we were spraying everyone. idiotic Kwok Liang got sprayed from top to toe cuz he was.. being himself. a SOHAI. hahahahaha. we ganged up againts him. i tink more den 15 party sprays? saddd. outsiders even joined in. hahaha. anyhow. Mr King came over and asked us to help him destroy some fags who totally owned him in a Spray fight. so Kwok Liang heroicly went alone.. like really alone. holding 2 cans of Party Spray and the heart of Hercules. he chung 8 ppl just to be sprayed into a hasty defeat. and running back to us for help. like i said... sohai... so 6 of us went over to help. dis time. our enemies were out of ammo and we had like 12 cans on our side? so the outcome was obvious. hurriedly we went over, sprayed the living shit outa dem. got hit by Kings girlfriend Agnes (shes pyscho) and ran back to our original position...

* wooohoo sprays!*

the fun was just great... we sprayed EVERYONE we saw. nasty. i couldnt breathe for a sec. damned sprays.

* spraying continued*

* group pic 1*
* group pic 2*

wuts wif that holy light shinning on Sue Hsia and Xian Mei? @@ or was that... KWOKLIANGS CUM! .

we had an awesome time playing around =).

* i dont usually look like that*

* dis is a gay momemt( we survived!)*

The Adrenaline Rush

adrenaline is the name. seee it all started like dis

we were at the traffic lights....

Kenneth: mahai damn jam la. by the time we go to Telur oredi 1 hour late.

Kwok Liang: turn right here. ( turn into the opposite lane , into oncoming traffic!)

Kenneth: serious ar? ( wanna do adi)

Kwok Liang: serious la!( tinks that ive no balls to do it)

Kenneth: ( grins. mind set. lets do it!)

Cher Kuan: (in his mind, its over)

Kenneth: (signals right. den turns into other lane *opposite lane, AGAINTS TRAFFIC* and starts WOooHOO-ing)

Kwok Liang : MAHAI U CRAZY AR! turn on HAZARD LIGHT WEI!

Cher Kuan: WOI SLOW DOWN LA . ITS A TURNING LA SOHAI. FLASH LA MAHAI!

cars were coming . but i wasnt slowing down. HAHAHAHA

Kenneth:( grins like shit) WOOOHOOOOO! HAHAHAHAHA!

Cher Kuan: horn la MAHAI. OMG!

after a few minutes of pleasure (grins) i finaly turn into the *right* side of the road. despite cars coming and few moments of (im gona die shit moments) we made it!.

Cher Kuan: i know adi one. the moment u said that i noe he is gona do it. u shudnt dare Beh la. Beh Siao ONE.

Kwok Liang: (speechless, scratching head)

Kenneth: lets take a picture!!! in remembrance of this day !! we almost died!! HAHAHAHAHA

it was fun... honestly. driving on the other side of the road was fun... i was waving at all the suckers who were in the jam. i was happily passing them. on the other side of course. HAHAAHA.

morals of the story.

1.nvr ever.. dare me. WAHAHAHAHA

2. dont sit in my car. im not normal

3. life extension tip. STAY AWAY from my Car.

anyhow, after surviving that.. de dudes came over for a session of mahjong and a little sleep over... we were joined by Anonymous too! haha . sorry for the boring post. my life aint interesting enough. but ill try to post something more fun next time !.

C.Loongs place

2007-02-18T01:10:00.000+08:00

. went to C.Loongs hse. . . . . . felt stupid. ha... anyhow we were there for a gathering shit. for fun one la actually... anyhow . i brought a carton of booze to lighten the mood a *little*

* wonder who was the artist*

* aiyer*

* he looks a little gay*

* point finger somore la*

* die la sohai!*

haha, the foool removed my socks whilst i was wrestling wif some other dude. -.-

* Man Us on Tv*

* double O 7*

... im telling u Donut and Wern Loong are the lousiest in the bizz. dey cant win for shits. hahahaha. always self destruct. and Donut can say oh shit instead of actually banging anyone. bodohnya. damn stupid boy man those 2. one kept saying the wrong number, the other keep baanging wen its not his turn to bang. wtf? hahaha. okaaaay la i bore u all out wif dis post cuz i oso tink the occassion was boring so erm.

show u a very enjoyable video.. i lost my socks. and i was desperate to find it. even if its to.... put my hands in my undies. watch it man. seriously. hahaa

how i spent my christmas day

2007-02-13T09:32:00.000+08:00

dis is how i spent my christmas...
was out wif Arwin, Xian Mei and Sue Hsia. suddenly we got the craziest ever idea. lets wave merry christmas to everyone we see on the road? but we needed something to catch their attention. so using paper and Sue Hsias eye liner. dis abomination came out...

* fugly Merry Xmas*

* the flasher*

ahahah, we were chasing everyone saying Merry Christmas. really really pyscho. all de way to Hartamas. we chased one Kancil. made lorry drivers smile back. got some thumbs up. priceless =).

* fondue*

* Sue Hsias arm*

see . see see. shes all about FOOD. hahahaha. damn, fondue is good =). but we got bored again. and guess what happened.

* Smiley*

ahahah dis retarded picture is the creation of Xian Mei.. me and Arwin later added some *features* to the picture. but thats just too ugly to show. ahahahahah

* Cow*

i drove to Aman Suria cuz dey wanted to yamcha. and saw dis dude lurking in the middle of the road. @@'. but no1 seemed to gime any reaction. cuz dey were all looking at the river talking about some dude falling into the river by the sharp turn. so i said, Hey, look on ur right. AHHH dey all screamed. ahahaha suckers. i tink Xian Mei was the loudest.. made a u-turn to snap pictures of him. hahahaha. after that i drove over to the mamak place and the moment i parked. dey said duwan di. =.=''. so we went over to Arwins house to create more Merry Christmas papers to shock ppl.

* nice try la Sue Hsia*

she said it was the pen. hahahaha. but look at Xian Meis.

* Hohoho?*

hahahahaha. we opted to use dis instead. for OBVIOUS reasons. ahahahaha

* we r pyscho*

we drove around scaring ppl. got quite alot of reactions.. one aunty jumped into her dashboard and waved at me.. some gave us a very shocked expression. one mumbled Merry Christmas . thumbs ups were everywhere. chased a boy on a bicycle from Bu 1 to 4. hahahahaha.

* laugh la laugh*

i let Arwin drive cuz i wanted to play as well. ahahahah

* haha*

i really had fun. honest =).

car broke down

2007-02-11T22:03:00.000+08:00

we were on our way for some nice dinner. at CKs uncles place. gona have some good shit western food. but we met a really retarded fate. =.='.

started of wif bad omens. we saw a hot chick on the left. cuz i couldnt see her face, CK decided to drive right beside her for me to have a good look at her. Kwok Liang and Wern Loong were vigorously promoting her. saying that she was damn hot and stuff. den as we followed, the tune played... to the left to the left... to the left to the left.. omg !!
Wern Loong sang . to the left to the left, EH SHIT TURN RIGHT LA. =.=' . so den. we missed the turning thanks to that chick, we shudnt have chased her. and i didnt even get a good look at her. and we ended up turning into some housing estate.
CK being all lan si and all.
aiya dis area i sure noe one la. last time i stayed here for so long. aiya no problem i sure noe how to go one la. its just there only la. WUT THE FUCK . WE GOT LOST LIKE SHIT LA MAHAI.
to make things WORST. everytime we were at a junction. deciding left or right. we'd turn LEFT. u NOE WHY? Kwok Liang boasted, TRUST MY INSTINCTS ONLY. (partially cuz of the tune To the Left to The left that got stuck in our head). =.='
just wen we tot nothing could be worst den circling in a housing estate aimlessly for half an hour, disaster struck. the car lights began to fade. 0.0 . slowly, but surely it was fading. so we decided to stop at a petrol station. guess what? we couldnt start the car afterwards. =.='

* Cks car*
+

* battery*

dis was the root of all our problems.

* Wern Loong, Kwok Liang, me and Cher Kuan.*

we were so stressed up already. but u see Wern Loong and Cocky =.= . retards..

* got mood to pose somore*

* left somore la , left*

* funnny arrr? *

look at his chibai face. wanna punch him.

* we ate and ate and ate*

* we gave up la.*

* hoooh t*

our savior arrived. CKs DAD. YESSSH. after an hour of torture. he finaly arrived to save us. YESSSS. he brought some cables to jump start the car. and wah la!. it started up!!. woohooo. but sadly. after turning it off once. de car wont start di =.= . so CKs dad had to bring us for some food and sent us home. he treated us !. nice daddy =).

my turbulent 2006

2007-02-09T20:42:00.000+08:00

to summarize my past year. a few short words and lotsa pictures in memory of them.

The Curve

* how i started 2006*

started my 2006 in the Curve. got soaked in those white foamy shit. cuz they used the fire engine to blast us wit foam.

Kimberleys Hse

den i got to noe Kimberley better.

* Jack and I*

Jack attacked me countless times before i resorted to dis. Bad Boy. lol.

* bad boy*

ahhahahaha. Jack. ur now officially. REVEALED. ahahahah.

* dis is a lamb*

there is another larger replica of this lamb in kimberleys hse. i assure u. that does not look anywhere or remotely close to a lamb. it looks like ET.

Kimberley den said something funny. U wanna see my boobs? den aunty opened the door. U wanna drink anything?. scared the living shit outa us.

Wai Hongs Hse

* funny day*

went to his hse. ate his food, drank his drinks, took his drinks and finaly took his girlfriend. man, Kwok Liang is an asshole. how can he do all that. hahahaha

Mothers Day

* Mommys day*

its Mothers Day and that was the year i did something really well planned for once.

A New Friend

* Jim*

got really close to dis guy. honestly. despite all his flaws, he is a good friend. heartfelt.

My Gay Friend

* wen i got to noe him he was straight*

now he is gay!.

Boredom

* May Yi and Cheryl*

wen im bored, there are always people there to entertain me. loving them =)

Shisha

* im either drinking*

* or eating*

Rasta is the most frequented place cuz of Shisha. Shisha + Footbal = Heaven. =) and of course. its the company too.

Gardening

* nvr tot i could *
gardening for my mom. sufferingnya

Sunway Lagoon

CCTV

* CCTV incident*

been to Sunway Lagoon so many times but i failed to realise that there was so many CCTV in the locker room. i was barenaked in there. many times.. hahhaha. i shall remember not to be lazy anymore....

* my Sunway Lagooners*

haha. dey were dere. wen i wuz caught on CAMERA. =)

Chien Loongs Stuff

* Chien Loong*

his wallet, handphone, camera all got stolen. cuz he put his bag in the wrong locker.ahahahahah. example : he places his stuff in Locker A. den he LOCKS locker B. which is. EMPTY. AHAHAHA. the worst part is. he can still take pictures despite losing everything and in the Balai Polis

My Retarded Friend

* Calvin*

hahahaha, can u spell Retarded? C - A - L - V - I - N. CALVIN!. hahahaha

* retardisme*

hahaahahaha , im telling u. dis dude is a real funny fela. got to noe him on the 2nd day of orientation.

Presentations

* attire was important*

we were very *serious* about our college work. Ahem.

* dream Team*

my Team. altho Jack seems a little blur on where we were looking. ahahahah.

* Chia Hui and I*

she is the shortest in the class. exactly 1 head shorter den me. =p. always oso insult her cuz she is so short. my famous phrase for her. I dont like short ppl one!. hahahaha

* Me*

Jea Haus Creations . de guys good wif the cam.

* Me and Chun Pin*

dis dude is a great friend man. he noes how to swear in all languages. swears in every sentence he makes. swears in his jokes. swears whilst studying. swears whilst playing. swears whilst talking normally. damn. i cant find anything he doesnt swear for? hahahaha.

* told u i was serious*

* my classmates*

dey really made my experience in TBS mean alot. honest.

* still my classmates*

look at the person 2nd from the left. he is Tariq. THE FUNNIEST EVER SOHAI IN THE PLANET. ahahahahaha.

* more classmates*

first from the left, Aunty, 2nd Chuee Lan, Kit Peng( Peng as in biscuit in canton) and Fu Yong Siew Pau. ahahahaha. every classmate has a nickname i tell u.

* moral presentation*

regardless of the subject. we were always serious about our work.

* Jack*

okay. maybe not Jack. ahahahaha. he looks so FUNNY. ahahaha.

My Birthday

* its the company*

its the company that matters most wen it comes to birthdays.

* sohai*

and yes. its the sohai here that made it a lil more interesting.

* close friends*

altho they might be retarded and sohai. but dey r stil great friends. not to mention idiotic. iritating. sohem. crazy. and many more that makes life just that more interesting =).

Memorable

* Jea Hau , Chun Pin and I*

i like the pictures taken by Jea Hau. dey really mean a thousand words.

Swimming

* we were actually swimming*

Jack said he got no pictures wif me. i gave him one den . =0

* maybe 2 *

* i can carry my friends*

bottom, me. den Jing Chen and finaly Cher Kuan. i can carry dem . =) first time i actually tried. carrying. 2 FRIENDS. ahahaha.

Chien Loongs Birthday

* gotcha*

things we do , hahahahaaha. altho we didnt have a group photo. these pics tell us that we had a blast =)

* beeboo beeboo*

Jack makes that sound very well. and i really liked that car. altho its small..

Redang

* Chun Pin and I*

* the Redang crew*

forgive my ugly hairdo. it wuz the cap. honest =).

* burried Cheryl alive*

hahahaha, i dug a hole for about 20 minutes only to put Cheryl inside since others were too big for it .she couldnt come out afterwards. ahah

* boat ride*

boat rides were never so fun without them. especially Chien Loongs noises. ahahahah.

* it was windy*

* beach party*

had lotsa fun in the beach party. danced like crap. hahhaha.

* Chun Pins hair*

for the first time . he spiked his hair. i took like 15 minutes and a bottle of spray to keep his hair like that. else, it'd move into a fugly shape.

* buffet dinner*

hahaha, Chun Pin was abit freaked out wif the way i ate. cuz i finshed my plate. den took a 2nd round. den 3rd. den.. den.... i lost count. ahahahahha. Jim felt like vomited afterwards. he stuffed himself wif a tad too much food.

* I Love You*

Chien Loong was rubbing it off his name. cuz he wrote the girls name. we just wanted to add his name. was that wrong? hahahaha

* phrase of d day*

dis was nice. altho i dont remember that Sex was ever SAFE.

T-Bizaar

* the pit crew*

worked our asses off to get 2nd place.! we only lost to the Ayam A1 group. dey were fully sponsored. had an extra tent. professional chicken cutter. didnt do anything. okay okay, fine. i noe thats being very sore loser of me. ahahaha.

* shes funny*
* hamsup face*

* we worked and worked*

* and WORKED*

That Girl

* that girl*

den came along a girl. she came, she shared, i fell, i loved, i gave up, she told, she loved, i gave in, she took and she went. altho it didnt come to beautiful ending. i treasured every moment =)

Esther

* Esther Liew Hui Wen*

one of those friends that u just love to be around with =)

Lift

* my class*

we could fit the entire class in 1 lift. including our lecturer. ahahaha.

Drinking

* buncha drinkers*

i developed a love for clubbing. always drinking. and dis time. i saw Hamin COOKED. hahahaa.

Lynettes Birthday

* really loved those times*

met up wif so many ex-classmates. all my fellow Keruing-ans

Work

* we look so professional.*

hahaha, i was giving instructions to Ka Hing, Jack was touching up. Jiun Yen and Chun Pin were analysing. ahhh, professionalisme. haha

* hAHA*

after the presentation. we looked like dis.

Going out wif The Class

* and i would like One Large Earthquake*

okay ive ordered my share, wut u guys want? haha

* suicide*

nvr eat so much sausage at a time. it kills. literally.

My Candids

* Jea Hau takes nice pictures*

* and bad ones..*

* and cool ones*

* frienship*

How i Ended My Year

* laughing my ass off*

the amazing thing is. Jea Hau has freakishly alot of pictures of me. and i dont noe i got CAUGHT. haha. my year had many ups and downs. but its the Ups that i'd like to remember. its the ups that i should remember. and its the friends that really made the difference . =0.

i lovee random

2007-02-09T03:14:00.000+08:00

Sue Hsias Birthday

we had dinner in One Utama, Delicious. den at about 9 i tink, dey started saying that dey have 2 go home. hahha. it wuz actually a cover for the upcoming suprise . Sue Hsia had the dulanfied face wif a totally emo expression. hahhaha. wut to do, everybody is gona ditch her for a yamcha session. AHAHAHAHAHA.

the plan was to act as tho as we were going home and all meet up at Sue Hsias hse to *suprise* her. so we all headed *home*. and everyone reached before Sue Hsia and Jiun Yen(he fetched her) ONLY, 2 fools were late.... Wei Binn and (forgot who) i tink it wuz Jie. anyhow, dey were late and we could see one big ass dude jumping outside at the gate. =.= , obviously due to the MASSIVE size , we couldnt miss him. but before we could let him in, Sue Hsia reached di. AWWW. our plan failed. =.= anyhoooww.. we still went on with it.

* mushroom cake*

Xian Meis genius idea to buy a mushroom shaped cake. i mean.. who the hell buys a mushroom shaped cake?. the cake wuz practically falling appart.

* everything was still fine*

haha. before we smashed the cake into her face that is =X.

* Sue Hsia and Jiun Yen*

dey always try to evade the cake. y la y.

* Sue Hsia smashed*

hahahaha, now then. all happy =).

yamcha at Mosin afterwards..

* some dude and Zac Han*

Zac Hans new hairstyle. gave me a shocker.

* Hamin!!*

* Ze Jie( if i spelt it correctly)*

* Wei Binn*

Chien Loongs Ex-Gay partner. hahahaha. im serious. ask him . hahahahahaha.

* Ashur at the back, Ken Chong, half of Chien Loong, Xin Won and Xian Mei

* Xian Mei, Arwin, Jiun Yen and (sorry forgot ur name)*

* Xian Mei, Arwin, Sue Hsia and (sorry)*

Dog Pad

* my dogs pads*

betcha didnt noe, dogs wear pads too!!. hahahaha.

Ruums

* some band and Fazil taking pics*

* Me and Wei Lynn*

forced me to take over 10 pictures. first time i ever did that. i swear!. we were waiting for Siew Mei to take 1k out to help pay for the damages that night. wut a ... rich girl .. haha.

Random

* my monitor*

i like la. dont give ah? shoot me la PAN.

* Chia Hui*

class is ever so boring. but lighten it up wif candids!.

Familyness

* Jeremy and I*

* Eating*

my sister really damn free. taking pics of us.

* Jeremy, Me and Kelly*

i like dis pic alot. hah.

* my sister ,Sheri*

she is damn FUNNY. hahahah

some randomness

2007-02-08T00:27:00.000+08:00

u love random, no?. i DONT care. hahhaha. i likeeee .

Kenari Ride

* Zhen Xian, Chun Pin and Jea Hau*

* Chi Lan or Chia Hui(forgot) and Cindy*

4 guys in the back seat of a Kenari isnt a good idea. honestly. friggin CRAM man. somore all oso damn FAT. -.- , Zhen Xian , Jea Hau and I are the BIGGEST in the class. crap... if im not wrong. i tink even Jack wuz in the car. I didnt get his face only. oops =X. haha

Modeling Show

* Amber Chia and some other stars*

haha, it wuz freee booze. free flow of heineken all night long. wooot!. hahaha, plus i got to see some chix man. models. it wuz heaven. ohhh. uhhh. ahhh. yess.. yesss yesss. ohhhhhhh. oh shit shit, im drifting away..oops =X

My Drink
* forgot the name of dis drink*

its really nice . no joke. its in some cafe. ... forgot the name. okay nvm.. but Cindy says, at night wen her friend works here, shes gets like 4 of those chocolate sticks and ALOT of choco chips!. damn it!.

Restoran Fei Por

* restoran fei por?*

wut the fuck? stuck in the jam and seeing dis funny thing made me snap at it. its just a must =).

Earthquake

* bomba sial( hahaha damn jakun)*

earthquake man in TBS. scarynya. luckily nothing happened. tho the building did shake kao kao and made me LATE. canot even give back the books we borrowed on a 15 minutes grace period which we passed ... to the next week!

* every1 wuz standing outside for like half an hour*

damn it . bloody stupid retarded earthquake. =.="

Footbal

* Gay Chen*

wuz watching footbal at his place and Jing Chen, again doing wut he does best, being gay. he challenged me in drinking. i challenged him to down the entire can in 1 go. he backed out. WUSS. hahaha.

Sheri's Birthday

initially my sister(Sheri) wuz whining her ass off. she has a few close friends. so she asked dem out for her birthday celebration. all were'nt free. last minute ffk her. she damn dulan, start sayin that her friends damn bodoh and stuff. complaining the whole night. iritatingnya. she even complained online to her other friends haha! ( her close friends later revealed to me, they heard from the friends my sister complained to) den wen she recieved a msg from them saying sorry that dey cant make it. my mom asked her who was it. she said, MY STUPID FRIENDS LA!. hahahahaha damn funny.

so at about 11.50 her close friends were ready outside. waiting to come in and suprise the ass out of my sister. i went downstairs to open de gate and door. Manually. since if i open de auto gate, surely it would be noisy.

so slowly, they crept into the room and suprised her.!!!

* my sister and her (little friends)*

at dis point, my sister was covering her face and saying, OMG OMG OMG. hahhahaahha!!!. embaressed to the core, since she was practicly SCOLDING dem infront of everyone. AHAHAHAH.

* recieving her flowers*

* crying?*

* Jin Jin, Sheri and Wai Shen*

this 2 are my sisters closest friends, there are 2 more but they are overseas studying. she names them her *4 little friends*. hahaha ive a weirdo for a sister.

* its so funny*

my sister kept saying, omg i look so ugly in my pyjamas now. omg omg. omg dis omg that. hahahaahhahahaahahahahha. i KNOW, she was SUPER embaressed. AHAH.

* HAhA!*

Camerons

* Kelly(sister), Sheri(sister too only bigger), Anna( Aunty) and Granny.*

* random*

duno where my other pics went. dey r gone?. my cameron pics..... -.- i had really nice pictures, damn.!. wen ive found em i'd surely post em !.

PONTENG English

* Vietnamese Chick( forgot the name), Miss Chen, Jack, Chun Pin and Ka Hing*

we ponteng english. y?. we helped Miss Chen, our previous English Tutor. to set up ELS for Christmas. we decorated the whole place. hahaha.

* ponteng somore la*

* Ka Hing is gay*

u noe what, i tink Ka Hing is GAY. he can do all the little decorations. all the girly girly gay stuff. he can do man. seriously, he can decorate like my little sister. wut the toot?. hahahah. now u guys noe... wut we do wen we ponteng =). oh oh, and Jea Hau(the other half of Ka Hing) joined us later. Skipping English. AHAHAH.

my closest friends

2007-02-02T17:23:00.000+08:00

this post is about friends who are really really close to me. as in REALLY.

first person up dis list is Tan Jiun Yen. aka. Wolf 1

i met dis fag in my class and got close to him ever since.. that was wayyy back in Form 4. he has been one heck of a good friend. always there wen i needed him and even wen i dont need him, he is there =). one computer dude, he has helped me wif my comp alot, we didnt exactly *shared* problems cuz im the only one sharing. he didnt =.='' . he is one hell of a stubborn dude, he has the usually dont openly argue wif u, he just turns on the deaf ear. which can be iritating at times. and he has the post and pre *girl* syndrome that happens all de time. de dudes can definately tell cant we? hahaha. i cant say we havent our ups and downs through the years. recently downs were more den ups. and the new year brought new hope to restarting our friendship to its previous stage.

after that i met Teoh Kwok Liang. aka. Cat(doreamon)

also from my class. dis fucker, damn fucking funny. cant stop laughing wif him. his occupation, pro Lamer, pro Sohai, pro Idiot, pro crazy Driver .. okay i better not go on if not the list is gona be LONG. hahaha. nvr bloody serious this fag. get him on ur good side and he will be a good friend, likewise ur in for some deep shit. he can turn on Lame mode anytime and start telling his lame jokes. it should last about 6 hours if he wanna tell half his stories to u. he is a great friend wif a great personality. altho he suffers from severe pyschoness, he can be helpful and listen to ur bullshit. but he will definately scold u back to put u on course wif reality* . forever listening to emo songs, especially *sat lueen wong* < lost love king. he doesnt really help in like comforting u , he uses reverse pyschology which is not even near to comforting! cocky chai, is a fucker all in all. real asswipe fucker!. gets pissed very quickly if u DONT noe him. if u do, he would probably laugh it off. always pinching nipples, slapping balls, flicking tits.. the list goes on.... and he has the most gangster face ive ever seen hahahhahaahahahaha. oops =X i said too much didnt i? .

woots, then came the return of Tan Cher Kuan! Wolf 2

dis dude ive known him since like standard 6. we were super close last time but thanks to secondary school and class streaming , we sorta distanced... but in form 4! he was back in my class again!! hahha. always discussing plans wif him since he is the main advisor of the Wolf Gang. even if i decided in doing something, i'd tell him and ask for his opinion.. altho i usually just go on wif the plan regardless of his opinion hahahahaha. he is a good friend to share ur problems wif, cuz he has the coolest mind of the lot. doesnt get pissed regardless of the situation. always relaxed and cool , he is DA MAN!. hahaha . call him for help and he'd appear ASAP . i MEAN IT. he is subbed STUPID BOY. hahaha u noe why right Ck? RIGHT? hahahaaha. he has one of the best qualities in the gang, de chillaxer. since every1 is so hot headed(me). but he cant climb walls for shits, hahahaha ponteng failure!. memories wif him doesnt stop.. since we did so many things together, u'd nvr see me ditch CK for anything man. he is my MAN!. oops, i sound gayofied. farkk dis is baddd.

after that came along Yeong Jun Jack. *o***y

i didnt noe dis fela till like after prom. he used to look like a watermelon, super shy, easy to bully, chickless, bla bla bla. added him to my gang and started changing him. now he looks like Rain(ugh) < not i say one, some girl said he looks like..., not shy nemore , loves public embaressment( he does stupid things in public to embaress himself and the unlucky people aroun him *us*), u bully him now.. he will bite u, altho i cant say he has chicks but he did come close on a few occasions(maybe?)..he is pretty much different from last time but one things for sure, he is still the same old Jackass of em all. hahhaha. still the center of ALL our laughter. Jack is probably a fun machine, nudge to laugh? hahaha? and my collegemate noticed, early in the month, he is Spendermachine and towards the end KiamsiapMan. hahaha. he is one dude who likes to contradict wif wut he says, doesnt like to lose at all, no really. he doesnt lose any battle, he just says .. Ugh Wtv LA starts screaming or something. Super Sore Loser,even if he does fight u and LOSES he still tinks he is right, usually he doesnt even wanna fight u. cuz he tinks he is right all the long so he just ignores ur comments . ahahahaha. one tough nut to crack. to change his mentality it will take many years... really.. at least more den one. hahahaha. but all in all, with Jack in ur life, its a promise that laughter is there. really a great pal =).

woohoo , did i miss out one dude? uh huh?? C. LOONG! hahahha Loh Chien Loong. (still no animal thanks to indecisiveness)

hmm, dis faggot, i noe him since form 2 but nvr got close till like after we were in the same college. wut i can say about him at the start is .. LONER. he ditches all of us for girls. or worst, guys.. dunoe for wut reason he likes to walk alone. back then he is dis loner dude. den after a series of mishaps wif girls he finaly realised that girls arent the whole world and finaly rejoined the gang. hahaha. he is damn funny , damn random, damn sohai, damn stoner. shit im going too far now.. okayyy.. he is practicly everything u want for a retarded Friend. cuz wen u act retarded u can actually communicate wif him since he IS retarded. hahah. OOHHH and he is a PERFECT banana!!! he cant even speak Cantonese!! hahahaha. he has great attributes however, he doesnt really get annoyed, he is always on Chill Mode. as in REALLY. he walks chillingly. dragging himself , he thinks chillingly(extremely slowly) , he does things chillingly, he is the Chill King . NOBODOY i repeat, NOBODY can beat him in slowness. hhahahaha. currently facing sever friends deficiency in LKW . awww he wants to come back. but he CANT. everyday facing thousands of flying wantons and chickless life. he seeks refuge after college and looks for as many girls as he can =X. but damn is he funny. seriously. he laughs at everything, he laughs at his own jokes. even his smile is funny. hahahaha. and his car is the Emo Mobile, everytime i sit in his car, i get all emofied. FUCK man. always playing All Out Of Love. wut the FUCk man. siting in his car for too long makes u BOUND to cry. hahahaha. damn dis guy is good. haha.

that it for my long essay post. do read it if u have the time .hahahaha

ive been TAGGED

2007-02-01T22:45:00.000+08:00

Each player of this game starts out by giving 6 weird things about themselves. People who get tagged need to write in a blog of their own 6 weird things as well as state the rules clearly. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. After you do that, leave them each a comment letting them know you tagged them and to read your blog!

1. ive hots for girls wif spectacles. dont ask

2. girls that tie their hair turn me on. dont ask

3. im scared of cockroaches, flying ones

4. i dont like being touched, just my thighs actually. gelinya

5. perfume turns me on, i like smelling hair especially

6. i laugh , even wen the joke is not funny. really.

i dont noe who to tag la fuck... dis jiun yen tagged my group of friends di ahhh screw it la no tagging n1.

2007-01-26T23:56:00.000+08:00

convo between me and Jack .

i initiated the convo after reading his nickname online

"christians are always blamed for being hypocrytes"

lol, reading his nickname made me ask him..

k: christians are always blamed?

j: yea

k: so.. , you mean , most christians , arent hypocrytes?

j: i say every christians.. either or not.. still human

k: uh huh, so means, dey are hypocrytes?

j: no

k: uh then, what about the human part u said

j: we are humans, bound to make mistakes.., so.., i if ppl want to judge us.., judge ownself first

k: uh so, every1 is a hypocryte?

j: if u think u r.. u r

k: right, so i dont tink i am, so im not?, i tink im superman? i am?

j: u wanna think who u r.. u go think who u r, i dont think anyone cares except urself

k: i do tink i care, i tink others care, i tink u care, i tink i care what u are too

=). our convo wuz quite interesting init?

weird , weird fella. his views quite naturally contradicts with his own words.

i dont really get him... hahahaha...

Jack is an ASS

2007-01-25T00:28:00.000+08:00

My beloved friend. JACK. the biggest ass ive ever seeen in the planet. he has been calling me a player in his blog for quite some time. at first it was okay, den it became more serious. wen one post after another followed.

firstly, i'd like to clear my name. IM NOT A DAMNED PLAYER. wtf??? since when i am a player? bullshit man!. bullshit!!!. i dont even have a girlfriend for crying out loud. damn it. that bitch calling me a player wen i havent even got the chance to play!. pure bullshit. going out wif girls isnt a wrong thing, like that oso player? mahai ah! den alota ppl oso player la!!. kaniapot!@

so FINE. he wanna play. two can play that game!.

if anyone was in SMKDJ wif me last time. he used to look like this!.

* WATERMELON*

he looks like a watermelon last time. and not only that... but i will leave the tiny details .. i saved him from that . clothed him, got his hair done, made him look normal again. BUT THEN AGAIN. he goes and destroys himself again.!

* holy shit*

he cut his hair soooo short he looked like a fooll. now, it isnt that bad..

* no really, it isnt.. *

got spoiler... got skirting. nice wajalution head there. but NO. he has to cut another time... and ANOTHER TIME. finaly he looked like dis.

* final cut*

he finaly cut his hair till he looked like Ultraman. Ham Tahn Chiuw Yan.!! after his fugliness hairstyle. he went and cut his hair HIMSELF. cutting off some unwanted parts by HIMSELF. sTUPId BOY. hahahahaah. and of course thats after.. a looooooooooong loooooong time of laughing our assess off at him. AHAHAHAHAHA.

if u tink dis was bad JACK. it isnt. i havent revealed ur secrets nor did i go all out to reveal the true u. AHAHAHAHA. so. dont call me. PLAYER again.

regarding money

2007-01-16T22:55:00.000+08:00

something really debatable.

My friends and I had a little Arguement about how IMPORTANT money is.

Jiun Yen also known as Eiran is my Co-Supporter of the Theory so u can go his blog Via my Links to view His as well.. his is MUCH shorter and simpler but it definately proves the Theory.

i mean, im no pro in debating, nor have i entered any competitions but heres my own explanation towards money.

feel free to debate wif me.

Money = Root of All Happiness / Evil

dis is my point of view. Money is the root of ALL Happiness. really, ALL.

right, every1 says Money isnt everything... so here comes my explanation.

ill make it in point form. unless u dont agree, den read the explanations. or if u have lotsa time.

Early stages of life

Milk = Money
Pampers = Money

No Milk and Pampers = Unhappy ( obviously u cant be happy wen ur baby is not fed ,screaming for food and shitting on ur favorite linen )

Milk and Pampers = Happy ( for obvious reasons)

Money = Happy

Childhood

Toys = Money
Games = Money
Cartoons = Money

No Toys and Games = No life and Unhappy

Money = Happy

* i personally love toys and games, without toys, games and cartoons the world wont go round(at least mine doesnt) *

Teenhood( im experiencing it now so i guess i shud only judge till here)

Handphone = Money
Movie = Money
Gadgets = Money
School = Money
Semi-branded Clothes( Kiki-Lala is a BRANDED child Brand) = Money
Yamcha = Money
Games = Money

( some things might not apply to certain ppl but i look at dis in general)

No Handphone, Movie, Gadgets, School ,Yamcha ,Games and Semi-branded Clothes = No Life nothing, ur from a orang asli village.

With all that = Money = Happy

Dating -> Teenhood

Movie = Money
Flowers = Money
Petrol = Money
Meals = Money
Presents = Money
Phone calls = Money
SMS = Money
Time = Money

No movie, flowers, petrol, meals and time = No girlfriend

Got all those = Got Girlfriend = Happy(maybe not in some cases) = Money

to those fools who say dey dont need money to sustain a relationship wif just a picnic , plucking apples to eat is BULLSHIT.

first , u need a car to get there , thats petrol. time = money so more expenses. den u need to get the damned cloth to put on the floor - money.

and if dey say its those LITTLE things that matters most, those LITTLE things COSTS money.

A card = Money , be it home made or ready made, it doesnt drop from thin air.

A LITTLE present = Money, no matter how LITTLE

So u mean that u can date a girl without Calling, no outings , no makan, no presents , no LITTLE THINGS that matters ?

__ nah, AMBIK. in ur face bitch.

then dey say money cant buy good health. u dont need money for good health.

they are a nutcase if dey say so, really.
money can buy good health. if ur 80 years old dying of cancer in ur ass. u can buy an ass and replace urs ya noe. thats if ur THAT rich. hahahaha.

altho Good Health is not purchased, u need Money for it. really..

Clinic = Money
Hospital = Money
Suppliments = Money
Healthy Food = Money

u mean u wont get sick? in dis world now, NO MONEY ultimately means DEATH. u can fucking die from a FEVER.

So No Money = Die

Die = Not very happy( ppl like Ka Heng might have a different opinion on death)

so dey say money isnt everything, hmmm, isnt every damned thing u do would definately relate to money?

wen u make Mommy angry, u buy her a present and it makes her happy -> Money.
u SMS her saying how wrong u were - Money
send a nice card to say how sorry u are - Money

what about Festivals?

Mothers day card - Money
Birthday - Money
Chinese New Year - Money
New Year - Money
Christmas - Money

u mean that ur mom is contented by just a simple kiss on the cheek? u mean U are contented wif just a kiss from ur mom saying *happy birthday*?

so wen ur mom isnt contented, she says, my son doesnt LOVE me anymore. (boohoohooo)
usually ppl would say, dey least u could do is make a call or send her a card, ultimately - Money.

No card , no presents , no calls and no SMS'es = ANGRY MOMMY

Angry Mommy = Very unhappy( dis is no good)

Wif all those cards and Presents = Happy Mommy, for obvious reasons U also will be happy.

Happy Mommy = Money

No presents dis year, no ang pow , no cards , no SMS'es , no phone calls. cuz it incurs expenses.

Imagine if u were mommy den.

Money cant buy LOVE, u dont need money to get LOVE.

heck, thats PURE bullshit.

lets talk about Relationship type love. ur gf/bf wtv.

He/She is attracted to u for some reason,

Nice Hair = Hair Products = Money
Nice Complexion = Facial Products = Money
Nice Smell = Perfume = Money
Nice Body = Gym = Money

Nice attitude = Happiness( u cant be nice if u aint happy, dont gime some other bullshit) = Money
Good Heart = Happiness = Money

Without Pampers , Milk, Toys, Games, Cartoons and etc. Theres noway some1 can be nice, he'd probably be a military brute.

So wut about Parental type LOVE.

I love my son, i buy him a car.
I love my son, i clothe him properly.
I love my son, i give him food to eat.
I love my son, i send him to school.
I love my son, i send him overseas for a better future.
I love my son, i try to give him the best

I love my son, i work hard to get.....

MONEY! MONEY and more MONEY

the richest guy says : after getting so much MONEY i feel that its not everything. i shall DONATE some of it to the poor.

what are u donating to dem den? MONEY. wat the poor needs? love? no? dey need MONEY.

monks in a temple, dey need clothes , food , water and a Temple. which costs? MONEY.

i shall not touch any other religion here, later kena fung by Jack. anyhow..

seee? . SEEE? hahahahaha. money is EVERYTHING.

u can always say that money isnt everything, up 2 u le. ur view on it, i cant force u to understand that eventually everything u do will relate to money. no matter WHAT. =).

of course u cant let money take over ur life. but money IS everything. u might say u can live in moderation bla bla bla/ bullshit. but without money, theres no meaning to life anymore. init? hahahaha.

Sex Education by Behbeh

2007-01-11T02:54:00.000+08:00

dis is a post regarding Sexual Problems Asians might face and regarding Asian Penises. be it female or male, FACE IT. ur gona have ur problems. girls might say, Aiyer i duwanna noe. so , dont have sex for the rest of ur lives. DONT. dont get a boyfriend dont get a hubby. stay clueless till 70. I DONT CARE. DONT READ IT... so den, being ASIAN i trully understand the WORRIES of my fellow friends and would kindly assist in showing them the RIGHT stuff. hahaha, DO NOT read if u are not suitable or applicable to Penis size.

hahahahaha. i saw dis on the net , one of my friends sent me de webby and it caught my attention in MANY ways. hahahaha. so DONT READ and complain!. DONT JUST DONT. damn it. im warning u. DONT READ if ur GONA COMPLAIN. its sex ed. but if u cant take it . and u tink u wont face the damned problem later in ur life .DONT READ IT DAMN IT. hahahaha.

penis post dis is the original link of my soucre. im not the one who came up wif the surveys and statistics. mind you. i dont go around looking at ppls penises. hahahaha.

y i dont ask u to go directly to the link is because i have summarized the thing up for my dear readers. Notnamed is to be credited for dis wonderful statistics. sorry to Notnamed if u feel offended that i stole ur stuff. but im actually summarizing it so its easier to read. haha. hope u dont mind.

okay then, off to our topic of the day.

Penis Problems

Having a large penis is not really a good and healthy thing for Asian females especially if their partner does not know how to thrust properly. Too large of a penis can lead to permanant scaring of the vagina tissue if improper intercourse is engaged.

->woah wtf? i tot big dick is good?.

Our usual questions

Average Penis Size/Length

Studies from surveys have shown that the average length of an Asian penis is 4-5 inches (sad) and 1.25 inches in diameter fully erected. Caucasians average 5.5-6” in length and 1.5” in diameter while Blacks average 6.2-6.8” in length and 2” in diameter.

-> small in size but BIG in heart!.

the original link for the average penis size/length

Can we satisfy our Asian chicks?

-> hahahahaha, the big question eh?

Of course! It would be a ridiculous assumption to think that it would not. It must be noted that penile size is not the greatest determinant of whether a male can sexually satisfy his female partner, Asian or not. In fact, most if not all of the sensitive tissues inside the vagina only extend 2-4 inches from its opening. Having too large of a penis often causes pain in females. This notion also perfectly explains why Asian males have smaller penises because Asian females have smaller and tighter vaginas.

-> We can do it GUYS!! , regardless of ..oops.

Why are we smaller?

You can call it evolution or just plain genetic biology. Asian penises are designed to be compatible to the genitalia of the opposite sex, Asian females. Studies have shown that the vagina of Asian females are on average thinner than and not as deep as that of Caucasian and/or Black females.

-> fuck , y are we geneticly shorter.

Can we please other races besides Asians?

Although Caucasian and Black woman do in general have deeper and wider vaginas than Asian females, Asian penises DO have the ability to satisfy them sexually. However, much of it depends on girth rather than length. One must remember, although the sensitive tissues in a woman’s genitalia only extend 2-4 inches, if a penis does not have enough girth, it would not be able to create the friction needed to stimulate the tissue. On average if a male’s penis has a girth of at least 4 inches, both should in general be fine.

-> oh yeah!! we aint useless after all!!.

Does size matter?

--> u were waiting for dis , u noe u are!. short fuckers!. hahahahahaahhaha!!!!

-> if ur lazy to read dis loooong passage. scroll down for my summary.

Size DOES matter if that is what the woman is looking for but it is not the greatest determinant for sexual satisfaction. A woman won’t automatically have an orgasm just because your penis is bigger. As stated earlier a woman’s most sensitive tissues in her vagina only extend 2-4 inches deep. Usually size becomes a big issue when a woman has an ex or ex’s that have above average penile size. If they satisfy her then an assumption would develop in her mind that having an above average penile size “is the way to go”. Another issue can be a woman’s social pressure. Girls talk about penis size just as men talk about breast size. Therefore it is more a mental effect than a physical one. This mental effect also applies to men and in similar criteria in terms of the question of satisfaction. Many men who have small penises are also attributed to having low confidence when it comes to sex. Low confidence is something NO woman is looking for especially when it concerns one in bed. Many girls are just as afraid of a man rejecting their body. If a woman does comment on your penile size, treat it as a joke but ALWAYS show confidence. Show her that a sexual experience is not only about intercourse. You can satisfy a woman greatly with your tongue, fingers, and touches. Incorporate them all in your sexual routine and your partner will probably forget that she ever mentioned the size of your penis.

-> below is my self created formula and explanation. dedicated to help u understand the significances of penis size.

formula
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X + Y = XY

X is the size of the penis

Y being a variable, -/+ X (skill)

bad skill attributing to a ( - ) negative ;

good attributing to a ( + ) positive

example : good skill = ( + skill)

results are self explanatory.

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-> Big dick + skill = Very Good.

-> Big dick - skill = Bad

-> Small dick + skill = Good

-> Small dick - skill = Very Bad.

Special Cases

-> Big dick + ( extremely bad skill) = VERY VERY BAD

* dis may result to injuries and possible bleeding *

-> Small dick + ( extremely bad skill) = Very Bad

* cant get any worst, small dicks wont hurt anyone *
_________________________________________

----> SIZE matters, but SKILLS matters most!. so dont get cocky over ur big dick bro!. hahahaha. altho, ALTHO. its an advantage.

So are Asians penises really SMALL?

Many surveys have shown that the natural perception of the population is that any penis under the size of 5” is usually regarded as small. However, many of these surveys were tested amongst a non-Asian majority. If the average size of an Asian penis is 4-5”, one can hardly call anything in between small in regards to Asians.

To Asians:

Small is 3.5-3.75” fully erected.

Average is 4-5” fully erected.

Big is 5.5” and beyond fully erected.

In fact, although the Kinsey studies show that the average penile size is 6.21 inches in length and 4.84 inches in girth it must be mentioned that majority of the 3500 subjects measured were non-Asian males. My conclusion in observance of many other studies has suggested that the average penile size with all races in proportion is 5.5 inches and 4.5 inches in girth. But amongst Asians as stated the average is 4-5” and 3.8-4.5” in girth.

-> okay, sadly. we are smaller. but NOT SMALL. hahahahaaha.

The big question for Guys.

How to measure ur penis?

Im sure u have wondered how big is lil bro there. are u average? or are u SMALL? maybe u r the rare BIGS? i have the answer !!!

Measure ur penis

Regardless of size. after knowing the results, keep it to urself. dis post is merely for ur education and entertainment.

i dont FUCKING WANNA NOE UR LENGTH OR SIZE.

ahem, so dont bother telling me. i DONT CARE.

its 3.30 in the morning. i had nothing better to do. since i wasnt sleepy. even tho i worked my ass out in celeb fitness earlier wif Ck and Hamin. maybe i ate too much. hahaahaha. maybe its the Teh Ais. who noes man ~~.

sudden emo

2007-01-04T04:22:00.000+08:00

im wide awake at 4.22 am. i dunoe y. i suddenly felt very emo.. i msged ppl. no1 replied. i felt lonely. even tho its not so reasonable for me to get a reply at 4 am in the morning. i just feel lonely. ive always had support from the guys. always had girls coming and going throughout last year. but i just cant seem to not feel lonely. jack calls me a player. kwokliang and cher kuan says its the post-girl problem thing i have. i just cant stop myself.
today my day was filled wif friends. one after another came over. occupied the entire night. going out yamcha wif the guys. after that wif c.loong till 3.30 am. and yet, wenever i listen to dis playlist. my eyes lite up and i just cant sleep. i feel lonely. jack says dont choose de girls, let de girls choose you. but i cant find miss kau-able at all. i went through many phases last year. i had my clubbing phase. my girl craze phase. my emo phase. recently, a girl phobia phase came about. de new year didnt really bring much joy. yes i did have fun. but at d end of d day. i feel lonely. i'd love to say, de next girl that turns the corner , will be de one im after. but im useless in dis terms. sigh. bad day. i dont tink i will be sleeping. thanks for reading tho. just.. sudenly felt .. emo...

ashley's birthday

2007-01-02T14:32:00.000+08:00

im finaly posting becuz im stuck at home, dying of boredom. cuz Sue Hsia actually rejected ICE CREAM. dis is the first and last time ill ask her for ICE CREAM!!. hahahaha. i am going through a phase of *mun touw cheuw ken*. if u get what it means.. if u dont. the direct transalation is bored till cramp.

okay fine. so i wuz at my cousins birthday. all d way in Telok Gong, which is miles away from my home. we rushed like mad. cuz we got lost.. thanks to a few wrong turns. we headed to the opposite direction of the place. im telling u, Women in general. suck in directions and driving. out of 1000 girls . maybe 2 can drive properly.... especially flying wantons cant drive well..anyhow.. we reached there a little late. about an hour late. not really late in the *women* point of view. anyhow on to the birthday...

the birthday girl and her parents. note - shes the small kid there.

* the birthday girl and her parents. note - shes the small kid there *

* some candids i had of my family*

* brotherly love*

thats my cousins. Janet and James. dey r both about 20 yrs older den me =X.

* my sis , my cousin and part of my uncle*

THE MISHAP

* i hate dis world*

u see, i wuz friggin peeling the damned crab. happily removing every single part of its shell. see that piece in the middle? the whole bloody piece is crab MEAT!. i slowly peeled out every part of its shell, revealing about 1 and a half inches of meat. WHICH IS ALOT. happy of my achievements. i waved around abit and it flew away. omfg.!! i swear, thats the saddest moment of my eating life. picture me saying NoOooOOoo. slow motion. den u see the scene where the crab meat hits the ground... den me kneeling down looking up towards a bright light shinning on me only and everywhere else is dark..............................

* she is adorable*

gosh, my erm. niece. ahem. i noe i sound old now , but fact is, she is my niece. wtvvv.. shes pretty. =)

* guess what its made off?*

JELLY!. i tink about 14 layers !!. friggin COOL!.

* Darren and his mom*

* now u see him*

my uncle, faTest of the lot. remarks.. FATEST. and his wife. see the contrast of size? 1 thin.. 1 .. oops.

* i wuz bored*

* snapping randomly*

* really bored...*

class trip?

2006-12-20T23:00:00.000+08:00

dis was waaaaaaaaay back i tink a month ago. but i misplaced the pictures so ive only posted it like now la.

its about my class trip. hahaha. sort of la. a planned trip where my friends all come down to Dj to meet us up. haaha. kay. so dis is how it goes...

Meet Up

dey came to my place at night. we were heading for Ming Tien. Cindy, Chia Hui, Chun Pin, Ka Heng , Jea Hau and Zhen Xian(uncle) all came down from Subang to meet up wif us. dey were all waiting for me to come down hahaha. anyhow, Cindy let me drive cuz she didnt noe the way. so i led them to Ming Tien. picked up Jack before we left for Ming Tien. and as usual i wanted to go through the lorong. the lovely lorong beside the Grace field.

The Disaster

Thanks to me, we had to go thorugh the lorong. the inexperienced Chun Pin followed from behind. i drove Cindy's Kenari and Chun Pin wuz driving his Atos. he followed hurriedly becuz it wuz his first time here and despite Jack sitting in his car, he was of no use. cuz he kept gaying and laughing wif Ka Heng.i reached the lorong, only to hear Uncle screaming. hahahaha he wuz like wtf wtf? hahahhahahaha chisin?? hahahahhaah. if u see Uncle's expression.. its priceless. so i went through the lorong wif a buncha dude staring at us. as we passed by, the Tennis dude stopped serving , holding his ball and stoned in astonishment. hahahaha. the Hockey dudes got down of their cars and stood there. bewildered by our stupidity. hahahaha. it wuz damn funny. having a crowd stoning and staring at u in disbelif. hahah!.suckers!. havent done dat before have u?

as Uncle wuz screaming his life ... disaster struck.. apparently Chun Pin had punctured his tyre. going through the lorong takes abit of skill and its pretty tricky, u have to stay in the center of 2 ditches. ur allowed distance from each ditch is about 2 inches so u have to do it perfectly.. unfortunately for Chun Pin , it was his first time and he wasnt able to control his car properly. thus landing 1 tyre into the ditch and puncturing it.

* Chun Pins flat tyre*

hahahah, we stopped infront of Ming Tien to change his tyre. it wuz his first time. so i offered my help. since i wasnt very good but i felt i shud do something for him, since its my fault to go into that lorong... clumsily we manage to change the tyre.. after that i brought him around to pump air into his tyre, he nvr filled air into his SPARE tyre before. hahahhaha. we went to BHP but as we pumped.. the tyre got hotter and hotter.. if ure a science student u would noe that if there are many particals colliding wif each other it will turn hot and eventually . EXPLODE. so we were quite scared that the tyre will go boom on us .. we decided to seek help from the opposite Petronas mechanics. he fixed it up in no time. having the proper equipment he fixed it in a minute... but he also asked for 5 bux. asswipe.. like that oso charge us.. bah.. enough of that we joined the gang soon after. Chien Loong joined us as well cuz he wuz a Ex- Tbs student. lol.

* Cindy, Chia Hui*

* Chien Loong*

* Ka Heng( Jea Haus Gayo), Jack and Aunty*

* Jea Hau(gayo)*

* we ate quite alot*

The Suicide Mission

* posing for the cam*

i was about to go on a suicide mission. i was to eat the Mah Laht Sausage. half of it. in 1 go. usually we take one bite and we are dying adi right?. so im ... gona get burnt...

* brave man*

* im suffering*

* really.. its damn hot*

* im gona die video*

* paying up?*

* we really ate alot.. honest*

* haha pics of de day*

cant realy remember any details but thats it for my post =). btw watch my vid. its funnay. hahahahah

lynettes birthday

2006-12-07T23:38:00.000+08:00

actually. i had forgotten that i actually had photos of Lynettes birthday. hahhaa. u noe... i hate blogging about something i dont have pictures on. since my memory sucks. i need de pics to *remind* me. okay, it wuz on the same day as Jiun Yens birthday. and also the same day we actually pranked him. we did it after Lynettes thing.

me, Kwok Liang and Cher Kuan went there together. but we were shocked to see so few Keruing-ans there. since she said she invited the whole Keruing. i only saw a few. which wuz bad. cuz every1 there wuz from Help. and we practicly duno anyone.

* KwokLiang and his baloon*

we went in for like 10 seconds and suddenly Kwok Liang decided to have a fag. as usual his fagging habits sucks. he dragged me and Ck out . everything wuz fine until Lynettes family walked out. and being shy and all, Kwok Liang and Ck tried to walk down the road to avoid the entire family looking at him smoke. BUT, hahahahaha! dey walked towards Kwok Liang anyway. sei sohaiz, dey walked until damn far to finaly realise there was no escape. hahhahaha. fags. anyhow we went in and we were desperate to look for a place to call our own. cuz the place wuz full. packed wif peeps, that we DONT know. and if there were hot Chicks. we'd definately talk to em. but we were outa luck since there werent any. =/.

i walked around for abit and finaly found a corner. i named it the Anti Social corner. hahahaha. since there werent any1 there and the place wuz kinda big and comfy. we decided to sit there playing wif ourselfs . hahahaha. yea i noe i noe, we sound totally sad and moronic.

* Keruing-ans*

thats Kwok Liangs legs, Kenderick, Ding Fa, Nicklaus and Ck Tan!.

i was having dis Vegetarian thing going on so i couldnt get a bite. dang, the food wuz tempting T_T. and u noe me, i LOVE FOOD. damn it!. bah. anyhow we did enjoy ourselves wif some idiotic jokes. ahahahaha. the monster dick. wahahahahaha, Jing Chen. u r damn EVIL. hahaha. we even pranked Kwok Liang for a change. which wuz super fun. since there wuz only 1 can make it girl in the place. dont ask me whats her name. as usual. i forgot. hahaha. nothing new im afraid. anyhow, Ck knew that girl through tuition and he went up to her and told her Kwok Liang wants to noe her, and being shy and all he wont come over . instead she had to go over. AHAHAHA. so she really did!. Kwok Liang wuz sooooo embaressed. ahahahaha!. but fuck. dey almost did the same thing to me. dey told Lynette i wanted to knoe another girl also. Thank GOD she nvr told that girl. hahhaha, only my friends know whats wrong wif that girl. and we were laughing all night about it . hahhahaahaha!

* he looks gay*

Jing Chen nvr fails to suprise me wif his gayness. he is gay. thouroughly gay.

* i wuz bored*

* Jing Chen doing what he does best*

u telling me he doesnt look gay? hahahahhaaha. unbelievably gay!

* Ck Tan doing what he does best*

Ck Tan is the biggest flirt ever!. damn that son of a bitch!. ahahahaha!. his face somore damn horny.

kay, explaining the 3 wolfs.

Colourful Wolf - brags about raping all girls , nvr even *tried* to take advantage of one. useless

Wolf 1 - nvr brags about raping girls but rapes girls.

Wolf 2 - doesnt talk much about girls but advantage taker no1!!. hahahahahaaha. hamsap wolf!. must give him new rank!. goes who is wolf 2 !!.

* pics to conclude the day*

* all Keruing-ans*

Ck Tan, Me, Jing, Kwok Liang(top), Ding Fa, Nicklaus(stoning) and Kenderick( nickname-> candle dick)

* funny pic*

Lynette wet her pants, hahahaha she hit the table and droped the cup. she only realised after we took dis pic. and look at the sohai Kenderick trying to kacao me wif his stupid baloon!.

* sohai pic*

.. we took this pic over and over and over. cuz dey kept playing. pinching each others nipples. Jing trying to lick me.*ugh* . and many other idiotic theathrics. if im not wrong. we took 6-7 pics before we got dis one..

over all it wuz fun, cuz we played like mad. but we had to leave early cuz we had to go prank Jiun Yen. =(.

random

2006-12-03T22:48:00.000+08:00

* me *

* Chun Pin*

every1 is paying so much attention. its Econs class. haha. i miss Mr Ang. he is a good shit lecturer =). i dont tink we'd be paying so much attention if it were not him.~~

BCP Presentation

* picture stolen from Jea Hau*

ahahah. damn lazy to take de pics from Jea Hau himself so i decided to steal it from his blog. =X

it wuz BCP Presentation. and ive obviously got the bloody wrong info. i tot i'd have like 2 extra days to do. instead i had none. i had to finish it the moment i got home from college. .. started working on it at about 8. since i wuz out and stuff. man ~~. it wasnt easy at all. i wuz bloody stressed up. my head wuz about to burst. the mounting pressure wuz killing me. we had only 7 slides and we needed like 30. nOOoO. it wasnt easy doing even one bloody slide. and my teammates were stil blurring. Jea Hau and Ka Heng were my mates. Jea Hau did the front part and Ka Heng did some stuff in d center. all in all. i tink there were 40 slides. i did roughly 25 slides. hahahahaha. guess the number shows =X. each slide took about half an hour to complete. so it really stressed me 0ut. and finaly i couldnt take it no more and slept . by the time. it wuz already 4. tired and agitated i slept. woke up and continued my work. man. it wuz a tough project. cuz my damned lecturer Mr. Lim gave us plenty of pressure. saying that we had to do a great job. fine. so i really went the extra mile. doing the special effects for every damn slide. and of course. after looking at Jacks presentation. i wanted to do better. i tot his Star Wars themed presentation wuz bloody cool. and mine wuz waaaay outa league.

so grogily i went to school. wit a doomed face. there i rushed to do some last minute adjustments. i wuz tensed. i wuz scared that my effects wont work out, since i set everything to auto move. no1 needed to click more than once in order to play my slides. i wuz tensed..... very.~~. watched the 2.5 do their thing and finaly my class. wen it wuz my turn tho. i pretty much sweat kau kau cuz i wasnt really confident my last minute work would work out. so wif fingers crossed we went through the bloody presentation. almost without a moment not laughing . hahahahaha. finaly wen it ended we went over to get our marks.

WoooO!!!

we were so happy!!

we got 9.5/10 . just 0.5 marks from 10? and my tutor said 9.5 is as high as it gets.! .

hahaha , she even told another class mine wuz the best in the semester!. woot!!. i wuz so proud. i really put a truckload worth of effort into my presentation. altho it wuz last minute. i worked every minute with intense concentration. =) proud arent we ? Jea Hau and Ka Heng!. go team WOLF! mUAHAahahaha!!.

after that we went to Swensons to celebrate the end of our stupid presentations. it all came in a looooooooong dragon. one after another. breathing space wuz limited T_T.

* also stolen from Jea Hau*

* Jea Hau and Ka Heng*

* we ordered 3 Earthquakes*

* Chun Pin*

* Hu Ming, Josephine, Chia Hui (blocked by Zhen Xians fat hand), Jack and finaly Zhen Xian*

* Chia Hui and Jack*

it wuz Swensons. damn the Earthquake is damn good. i ordered the Large one. shared wif Zhen Xian. every1 else wuz huffing and puffing. trying to finish their ice cream. except me =.= . i had to like force Zhen Xian to eat more since we were paying equal shares and it wasnt fair to eat ALL. hahhahaha. anyhow we went over for Daytona after that. played 3 rounds. i had only won once. cuz i always hit cars and walls... i dont noe why. i keep hitting cars. even wen im in the lead..... i just suck at Daytona. cant fail to hit stuff...

thats it for my randomness..

jiun yens prank.

2006-11-28T22:18:00.000+08:00

*Jack and the trolley*

we were darn free that day. so we decided to get the stuff for Jiun Yens prank. went all d way to Tesco. and im not talking about the one near the Curve. we went FURTHER. i forgot where. but certainly far enough for me to get bored of the trip there. anyhooooow. we were actually quite short of money. hahahaha. so i had to ATM. since we bought oter stuff.. like our Sepet 1 and 2. Chien Loong bought one and i got the other. Sepet 2 SUCKS man. seriously. damn suck. and to u all who dunoe whether Jason died.

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HE DIED

fuck fuck fuck!.

sad but true. he died. and it didnt even bother her. she went on marrying another old dude. man.. it sucked. big time!!. anyhow back 2 our stupid buying process.

* the prank crew*

man.. we were kinda stupid. we ran around wondering what to buy. it wasnt that easy . since we werent familiar wif the place. ahahaha. went around looking for bargains. but at d end of d day we got what we wanted. =). we were like, Jiun Yen. ure gona DIE!.

THE PRANK

so, on his birthday. we called every1 to get ready. happily we waited for our night *yamcha* session. or so Jiun Yen thought it wuz.

hohohoho, the guys came over to my hse. for u peeps who dont noe. my house is like a base . it provides food and water. hahahaha. anyhow, we waited for awhile till Jing Chen finaly got his sorry ass here and set off to Rhasta. as usual Jing Chen wuz racing his little Wira like there wuz no tomorrow and got us there in no time.. crazy dood. anyhooow. we waited for the main *participant* to arrive. coverlining all the way. we managed to make it look as tho it wuz a yamcha session. =) . ordered Shisha and watching footbal.. totally ignoring Jiun Yen and nvr wish him also. hahahahaha. it wuz Man U playing somore. at half-time. we pretended we wanna ciao. and set off. only to be driving towards our Dream Park. my my, i have to say. dis park in Taman Tun is THE park . its complete with anything a child can ever dream off. dont talk about me being 12 yrs old, even NOW . wen i saw the place. i went running around playing everything. hahahahaha. after some crazy driving by Wern Loong we finaly reached the place. as soon as we stopped. all of us got down of de car. like some gangster fight shit. all holding rafia strings. ahahahaahahah!. Jiun Yen wuz like.. hailat!!.

soon we stripped him and took him to the tall boxy metal bar thing. wtv its called la wei.. its illusrated down here .

* before the mutilation begins*

we tied him up to dis thing . and of course he wuz already half naked. begging for mercy. MuahahaahAHAHaha. thats Cher Kuan infront, on top of him Doughnut. Me on d left, Wern Loong, Jiun Yen(the victim), Jing Chen(baboon), Kwok Liang and Jack. this were the crew who mutilated Jiun Yen. sexually harassed him. =X.

we then, threw oil on him. spiked his hair wif unreasonable amount of Gel. its some cheapass gel so we didnt bother saving even a drop of it. ahhaha. then we threw flour all over him. of course we didnt exactly put it on him gently. we took handfuls of it and smacked it in his face. ahahahaha!. den of course we cant forget toothpasting his armpits . ahaahahahaha.. it wuz fun i tell u. it wuz fun..

sorry for the lack of pictures, Chien Loong lazy to gime all of em. so its really limited. if ive time. ill get it from him and add more.

* wooo OIL!.*

dis wuz halfway through his torture. imagine being helplessly tied on some metal contraption and being mutilated wif anything possible. hahahahaha. how *fun*

but disaster struck.. some1 didnt tie him up properly. his left hand got loose. soon his right hand got loose. and suddenly. without even noticing. his legs were set loose. wen he finaly realised it. he went like.

Jiun Yen. eh? im free?. AHHAHAHAHAHAHA u ALL DIE!.

Us. ahhhhhhhh( screaming like pussies,running)

first. THE SOHAI CK TAN!. he went like, okay la. let u hug la. =.=. mader BODOH BETUL. after that. both of dem were chasing us. soon their numbers multiplied. and i wuz hiding up the metal bar thing. so being so wet, Jiun Yen couldnt climb up. (imma genius) . hiding happily up there laughing at Jiun Yen. fully impressed wif my great strategy. looking at my friends running around like some King. idiot Doughnut just had to spoil my fun..... he got caught. and he is friggin dirty. but definately not wet. he climbed up to chase me. DRats!!!. i jumped down and started running. being fat and fast. i wuz able to avoid dem for the most part. fat = berat. so. momentum = berat X halaju. something like that. so i wuz fast and i had a huge ass momentum. easily brushing past dem like taufu. but damn it. my pants had to slip down. regreted wearing my pants so low. it almost fell off. so i got caught. !! damn it!. nOOooO. we chased after every1. de most mafarn one wuz Jing Chen. he hid in the longkang =.=. overall we had so much fun. den we took some gay ass pics..

* the gay crew.*

* woo sexay BETUL. SEXAY. Jack and Jiun Yen!.*

hahaha after everything. dey went over to my place to clean up. every1 got naked and into their undies!. hahhaha. what a sight?. all de fun wuz adding wif me falling down flat on my ass twice. and throwing Jiun Yen and Jack around. ahahahaha. but it wuz ended abruptly after my neighbour got home... omgg. so embaressing. dey were like 0.0 .... hahahahaha!. aahhh that ends a very fun day.. what a day..

tagged

2006-11-24T01:22:00.000+08:00

The two of my WORST bad habits.
Arguementative.

sometimes im too over my head and i just presume every1 is wrong. when ppl dont see it my way den i'd be argueing. be it right or wrong, i'd give it a fight =). thats just me. nvr say die. i have to admit. i can be stubborn. but if u beat me in argueing. i'd definitely admit defeat. thats if...

Unable to say no.

being a very soft hearted person, i find myself saying yes more den no. =.=. really. if u just pujuk me for like 5 minutes. u'd b able to ask me to do. almost anything. except for those gay stuff. fark off Jea Hau!. u too Jack!. hahahahaha.

yes cs . i finaly did ur tag.

i noe its been long

2006-11-01T19:10:00.000+08:00

i noe. i noe. stop blaming me. blame the fucking blogger. god damned thing wouldnt lemme upload pics. finaly i decided. fuck the other pics. and just post. i am bored of waiting anyway.. fucking thing wouldnt lemme upload. so fuck IT!.

anyhow. i wuz having dis major problem posting dis post.

i fucking hate blogger.

anyhow, here goes..

i went to PD. waaaaaaaaaay back. i tink got a month or so.

we were due to leave at 9. ended up leaving at 2. man, our timing. really canot make it.

partially cuz we took the whole family there. my aunty Anna, aunty Nica, uncle Micheal and family, my grandma and finaly my family. =.=. took 3 rooms man.

went to Guoman Hotel. the place wuz actually kinda nice u noe.. wen i went into the place i went like. woah?. didnt expect it at all. no offense to PD peeps but i didnt expect a PD hotel to b that nice. no seriously.. hahahah. i expected something MUCH worst. den fine. my mom den told me

*Ken, u noe the main entrance, James kor kor build one u noe*

@@. holy crap.

i didnt noe. it wuz really nice hahahaha!. i didnt noe he wuz *capable* of that. and wen i went into the rooms. i wuz like. okay. expensive nya. hahaa.

somore my mom wuz like

*Couldnt get the better rooms, since its been fully booked, came at the wrong time.*

mader. kanineh. flying fark. somore wanna book better room @@.

* pic of me and Kelly before doing anything*

before i started doing anything, i mean of course i ran around the room checking out the place like a small kid before that la, but after that i took a pic wif my sis , just to start my camwhoring mood!.

* me packing the beers in.*

mader, my family practicly lives on this. hahahaha. seriously. im born and bred wif dis all around me. and yet i hate drinking BEER. others are fine, wine and whisky( yes definitely) . but beer. nono seriously. i dont really like it. i feel bloated drinking beer. i wont get drunk on it. but ill feel like i wanna puke. HONEST.

beer is something my family doesnt leave home without. genting for a night. lets bring a carton =). u beer lovers must be so envious of this. but sadly. i aint appreciating dis at all!.

* nice place*

really, its PD yes. but wait, ITS NICE!.

* damn sohai*

i caught him doing that. hahhahahahahaha look like a sohai!.

* i wuz childish*

im entitled to abit of childish-ness myself but damnit . can u see that bag of chips there? Jeremy did that !!.

* the paper slippers gang*

dis wuz fun man. we walked around in dis all day. i tink its paper. tho. i doubt it is. its like some kinda soft plastic or hard paper. whichever it is. left wuz Kelly, bottom me ( hairy legs), right Jeremy and de one in de center my MOM!. yes ,she is childish too!

* Guoman channel*

man , i find dis kinda cool. dey have their own channel. so u switch it on and everything that goes on in the Hotel, facilities, activies and such are shown here. kinda cool .

after goofing around and unpacking we went out for lunch =).

* i had to take pics of everyone.*

* happy happy*

food wuz good.

* more food*

we couldnt finish the food since there were 2 stalls there my mom said that if we didnt buy from both it wouldnt be nice. (slaps head)

=.=' ended up calling a few plates from the aunty there. hahahaa. couldnt finish weii!!. even tho i wuz stuffing and stuffing the food into my mouth. like seriously!. ppl who noe me , noe that i eat DAMN ALOT. but damn it . de food wuz overwhelming. i lose....

* Marcus*

my cousin Marcus. man, dis fela. DAMN CUTE WEI!. he is so bubly and cute. he broke 2 of his bunny teeth!.. now he looks so funny!. hahahaha.

* dinner*

we dined at some place, again. ill nvr remember the name of the place. food didnt really taste that good. i didnt eat alot. =/. tho the place wuz practicly full of peeps. dunoe for what apparent reason.

* trying to get every1 on camera!*

* i really tried*

* slowly but surely i got every1 on cam* =)

hmm thats one day there . just super boring stuff. eat. eat and eat.

oh i did swim tho. the pool wuz kinda murky. de beach absolutely sucked.

I LOVE REDANG!. canot compare. Redang wuz really damn nice. dis beach. altho private. u suck!. hahaha.

* my uncle Micheal*

would u ever see my family without beer or any sort of alcohol. NVR!

* thats Uncle Buno and girlfriend and my aunt Nica's cigge*

* she is my closest aunt*

she lives a few roads away. her place is like a hotel. im friggin serious. they have a jacuzzi =='. Jeremy is so lucky. he gets to stay in a hotel. =/

* not forgetting my mom*

* Suprise suprise*

lol. she nvr expected us to remember her birthday. shocked little girl? =)

Michael is adorable. shes funny to boot. hahaha.

* little birthday cake*

a little birthday cake for a little girl!.

* she posed for many cams. trust me. every1 took out their phones hahahha.

* family pic*

SLEEPY

* me*

* Jeremy*

* Aunt Anna*

* before we were sleepy*

* all smiles for my lovely grandma*

shes the funniest grandma any1 can ever have. =).

* little Marcus*

the little electronic dice fascinated him.

* board games*

dey helped us through our boring times. i wuz really fucking bored. played wif Jeremy Checkers. muahahaha i won. hahahaha.

* me*

before i wuz sleepy. look at my eyes.damn red adi. damn sleepy.

* pink pole*

on my 2nd day here, i wuz at dis restaurant. and unbelievably. i cant remember the name again. haahahaha. fuck wei. im damn bad at dis things. anyhow. i wuz amazed to see the entire front crew to be Girls. strictly girls. no waiters dudes. just waitresses. every1 infront wuz a girl. and behind, the kitchen crew. pure male!. im serious!. how weird is that man?. hahahah. fucking sohai place. but it did catch my attention. no seriously. stupid place. so many girls. i cant stop looking. tho not hot. but. it somehow catches my eye.

* see that thing up there. that bling bling looking thing.*

its like a rainbow bling thing man. only girls are capable of that.

* pink toilet.*

wow. wut else? . de walls were pink, pole pink. wtf? hahahaha.

* waitresses*

* more waitresses behind*

* Jeremy*

he hates it wen i candid him. yes fucker. LOOK AT DIS. i CANDID U!. wahahah.

* the lobby*

the lobby is really nice. at night it is very lively. every1 drinking . really. every1 is holding a can of carlsberg like it wuz some kinda pub. kids running around. funny place.

* nice place*

* lobby*

cant believe my cousin built this damned lobby. fucking keng man. didnt expect him to be good. =X

* lobby*

it has dis warm shit feel over dis . really damn nice.

* i like this*

* the counter*

unfortunately i have to critisise u, the counter damn farking small. not big enough to look like its grand!. booooo!.

* my grandma*

she loves taking pics. she posed for dis one. and a few other ones too.

* going home*

time to chao di..

* one last look*

one last look at the place before i ciao. on the left and right . there are many fountains. but . damn lazy to take pics of it adi. imagine it den..

the trip of the four musketeers

2006-10-29T03:38:00.000+08:00

in Tbs, there were once four musketeers, we pee-ed together, we ate together, we walked together, we went to school together, we laughed together, we emo-ed together, we got lost together, we got scolded together, we skipped class together , we had crushes together, we share secrets together and . de list goes on. i wont be able to end the list on the countless things we did together back in those days. Me, Chien Loong, Jack and Jiun Yen. we were really always together. i really miss it. now that Chien Loong is gone and plus i dont hang out wif the other 2 anymore. i cant feel de closeness we used to have nemore. even tho we can call ourselves heng tais but it isnt the same anymore. so i guess its my fault for it to happen. but it wuz bound to happen, i knew for sure we'd split. wether or not Chien Loong left. i got bored of trying to get the group together, i sorta gave up.

but a few weeks back, the four musketeers meet again, and we relived the old days. and it felt like that once again!.

* the Store*

Jack called, he told me we were going out together again, Me , Chien Loong, Jack and Jiun Yen. just the four of us. i wuz suprised but thrilled. i really loved those guys, they are friends i trust . i really feel comfortable wif dem, i dont mind digging my nose infront of dem =). and suprisingly Jack decided to drive. so great! for once Jack is driving. so i waited patiently at home. de moment i got into the car . we were all crying . hahahaha well, not actually crying for real but we were making really funny noises in de car. signalling that finaly we are back in one car. haha. i mean, i really missed de days where there wuz so much noise in my car wen i drove to college, u cant imagine how much noise 4 muskets can make =p.

since Jack wuz driving we decided to go somewhere real far. and wut a great suggestion Chien Loong had, HOH LAHN!. we drove all d way to Kinrara. Sri Petaling/Bukit Jalil there. omfg! hahhahaha did i mention that Jack brought me to Hoh Lahn countless times?. really loved my own personal GPH. hahahaha. even tho its defunct but still i love him =p. so we drove all de way there. This TIME wif the intention of ACTUALLY going there. -.-. hahaha. we reached there in no time, since Jack wuz driving, hes superb driving skills and inability to use the cruise control brought us there quick enough. we stopped and wondered. okay, wtf now? where to go? its almost 10.. hahahaa no shops were open. and The Store wuz almost gona close. but we decided to walk in anyway and have a lil stupid walk together =p.

* Jiun Yen and Chien Loong*

how long have i not seen dis?

* Chien Loong*

dis is de behind of some1 i miss in TBS.

* Jack*

the dude i see everyday, but not so close already.

we walked around for quite abit. running like fools. really damn dumb. we keep laughing at the store names. haahahaha. as usual it wuz like de four musketeers back together.

* Kinrara mamak*

so finaly, we saw mamak Hoh Lahn for the first time. amazing . i cant belif i'd be see-ing dis place. i mean, i dont actually want to go to Hoh Lahn and now im here for its mamak. hahahaa.

* Jack*

* Jiun Yen*

* Chien Loong*

* hes food*

it sucks, according to Chien Loong. so i guess it will be de last time im going to Hoh Lahn for mamak =).

stil not satisfied wif de day ending like that. we went to another spot to yamcha. and again, cuz i dont have de picture of de name or wtv. i cant remember de place again. its like a Puchong Ming Tien kinda place.. its really very similar to Ming Tien. only Ming Tien is much bigger.

* Jiun Yen*

* Chien Loong , de dude and Jack*

i ordered Coconut and it sucked. Malaysian coconut. i could rip it wif my bare fingers. no im serious. u noe usually coconut needs to be opened before served cuz its too hard?. i could rip mine appart. --". i bought a DVD there from a chinese dude, Miami Vice. had Chien Loong and Jack over at my place for de movie. as usual Jiun Yen doesnt stay over. =/ . instead of watching Miami Vice we watched Wedding Crashers. and hell wuz it FUNNY. hahaha. it wuz a real nice show. tho wen we reached the middle part. Chien Loongs cd gave in and spoilt -.-. so i missed out on it den..

* a bus stop behind a house*

talk about convinience, theres a bus stop right behind ur hse. wow. first time i see. how Jakun of me =p.

dinner at good evening bangkok

2006-10-29T03:21:00.000+08:00

Good Evening Bangkok is seriously a place my mom will eat wenever we go to 1u. i mean like, every friggin time its Good Evening Bangkok. as long as my Aunt Nica is there, she'd be eating out in Good Evening Bangkok. hahaha , not like the food is bad, but im a lil bored of de place. plus , its bloody pricey . -.-''. waste money hahahaha. but everytime i eat there, i'll surely eat alot. (not like i dont usually eat alot). haha. anyhow, my mom and i werent really talking. i wuz bloody pissed at her. i tink its been 2 weeks since i spoke to her. as usual de stubborn me couldnt bring myself into forgiving her unless she starts talking to me really nicely. >=). i noe im evil. tell me about it. hahaha.

*despite that i still took a pic of her =)*

* my Aunt Nica*

* de very de nice fish!*

woah i highly recommend dis fish man!. its a specialty kinda thing in Good Evening Bangkok. i really do love it. its like tomyam wif fish. but its SOO SOOO good!!. i forgot de name tho. as usual my memory fails me. but damn. dis fish is good!.

dont worry about dis post being too short. another one is coming really soon =p.

lame events

2006-10-25T18:16:00.000+08:00

* wtf?*

stupid TBS elevators. ..

* mr Ang dating*

i caught my lecturer dating ! HOHOHO!!. see de 2 sitting in de center. the guy wif de white coloured shirt is my lecturer. and hes dating another lecturer!. hor!.

* fancy lala*

i wuz crapping about LALAs all de way in SP wen i saw dis. i wuz stunned and amazed. Fancy LALA. woo. coolness. it looks like some porn tho.

ice cream for all!

2006-10-18T00:03:00.000+08:00

actually we had planned to go to Swensens for Ice Cream earlier today. but since most peeps didnt wanna go and i wuz all so eager to go for LECTURE. so i decided not to skip Moral lecture =D. abandoning Jack , Jiun Yen , Chun Pin, Jea Hau and Ka Heng.. but Jiun Yen and Jack didnt get to go for some dumbass reasons. and Chu Pin, Jea Hau and Ka Heng went instead. during lecture dey kept sending me pictures of their bloody Ice Cream, stupid Earthquake jumbo sized. mahai ah!. those mofos ... tempting me. making me hungry. those damned fools noe i cant resist food. argh!. i wuz screaming in class. Jack wuz there. he too wuz making a fuss outa de ice cream pics we were receiving . gah. so i decided that at night id go wif my pals. so i really did =).

i went over wif Jiun Yen, as usual SS2 wuz swarming wif ppl. we couldnt get a parking. and parked super far away -.=.

* my driver Jiun Yen trying to evade Jacks gay moves.*

* Calvin actually joined us. suprising , considering he doesnt really come even wen invited*

* my 2nd most sohai friend*

* Chien Loong and my Number One Most SOHAI friend*

* taking pictures of each other*

* my glass of water*

* our Earthquake.*

after choosing 101 ice cream matches. we finaly decided on dis one.

* what a beauty*

* so hard to resist*

we wanted to wait for the 2nd Earthquake to come. but as usual. my stupid hungry gang raped the ice cream like there wuz no tomorrow before the 2nd one could come..

* so many hands*

it wuz finished in de matter of seconds. every1s hands moved so fast. hahahaha.

* the 2nd one*

before de 2nd one came. de first wuz long gone. dis is de wonderful chocolate filled 2nd one. and dis time. it wuz even faster den before. i couldnt even get a pic of us eating it.

* gone it is.*

so quickly it wuz destroyed =)

* my burger*

after Swensons de guys were still hungry. so we decided to grab a burger in Sea Park. de Ramless there wuz a bomb. i ordered de one wif de longest name. erm. burger ayam double special . -.- . i tink it wuz longer. cant really remember. i noe mine had a double patty and egg. woot it wuz damnnnn GOOD. thats it for that day =)

my stupid days..

2006-10-16T21:20:00.000+08:00

* my sister*

these are .. alota shots of my sister. wif diff modes on my phone. on our way to de airport to send my father off to Doha.

* it wuz a cold rainy night*

* u camwhore!*

* doesnt every picture have a different feel to it?

* me =)*

* my father and mother*

* them in a different point of view.*

i sent my father back to Doha again.. sigh. it wuz really a sad moment. looking at home. going back to Doha all alone and without his family. everytime it would be funny , cuz we all will see him go down de escalator and walk towards de gate. like chasing after him..till de extent we will bend down to see him finaly go through the verifying place.. it sucks u noe.. everytime i'd hold back tears. hes my father after all. even tho he aint mr super good father. but he still is =).

* SM cab*

woah shit man. i didnt noe ppl were so open about SM nowadays =). they even have a cab dedicated for it. i can picture de cabbie handcuffing the passenger and takes out a whip and puts on hes leather suit. ahahahahahahahaaa. that would be a super cool cab wouldnt it?.

* our new set of monopoly*

it wuz so niceee. we were de first to open it. de first smell of de money. de first touch on de cards. ahhhh.

* our lovely past time*

* Jea Hau is damn good at taking candid pics.*

boring post

2006-10-15T02:03:00.000+08:00

* wuts dis?*

make a wild guess wut it is. a horse? donkey? or a giraffe?.

* really... wtf is dis ?*

i concluded that it had a grandma of a horse and a donkey... so.. dey produced a horse+donkey creature . den it had sex wif a giraffe and . became dis dude here. i was fascinated by it and i toyed wif it till de end of econs class.

* it can twist and turn man*

* it can do anything u want or look like anything u want it to*

* i couldnt stop playing with it...*

* dis is pretty good*

oredered dis in hartamas. kinda nice. de place.. its uncle something i forgot. hahaha. directly opposite hartamas square. im just bad at remembering names. =). anyhow.. shisha here is about as good as it gets. i highly recommend it =D. definitely de best. ..

* the cool shisha menu*

u can order al FAKhER tobacco man. al FAKHER. we went like..

al fuck her ?. al fucker?. al farker?. .. den .. al wahai?. ahahahaha. de names went on and on..

a day at celebrity fitness

2006-10-10T10:59:00.000+08:00

okay, i wuz rather bored so i decided to bring my little friends for a lil gym session. since celebrity fitness gives me unlimited amount of peeps i can bring in. so i guess no harm done =). Cocky drove to 1u and guess what i saw. the worlds ugliest car. KANGOO!.. dis car is truly ugly!. i dunoe y. i really hate dis car. it has a head of a kenari. body of a fat juara . man.. canot make it...

anyhow gym sessions were fun. =) especially wen u bring Jack and Corky. dey will brighten ur day. definitely wif their idiotic ethics and superb humor. =)

we did lotsa stuff there. hit de treadmills. some walking thing. any many more. =). spotted only 1 or 2 chicks. usually theres alot. especially at nite ^^. over all performance. Kenneth 5. KwokLiang 4. Jack 2. =) of course la. i noe de machines better den dey do ma!.

* the gym, see de red colour dude? hes Corky. walkin to de carpark for a smoke!.*

* smoker!*

* kuatnya lol =)*

* sohai!*

* woah Jack ure so strong!*

look below for the actual weight.

* Jacks secrets revealed!*

the truth behind Jacks strength.

* the funny machine*

im tellin u this machine is damn funny. ill tel u how de machine works. u have to adjust the weights according to ur weight. example, u weigh 60kg u put 15 kg on de weights.. it balances ur weight so that it helps u pull urself up, note the handle Jack is holding.. he is supposed to pull himself up. see Jack there? hes damn funny. he tries the machine and goes.. Jack: Ahhh, canot la i cant do it.. then he lets go de top and de machine goes crashing down. a huge BANG is created in de process. and he jumps off de machine. and there goes de machine returning to its original position in a HUGE CRASH. omg!!! me and corky hide behind de wall. pretending we dont noe de bugger. hes gona destroy de machines sooner or later.. .. after that we put the weights to 150kg. den Jack goes like. Jack: ei? why canot go down one?. DAMN SOHAI MAN. hahahahahaha. i had de time of my life laughing there. the weights must porportionate to ur weight .. if not it wouldnt budge. =). little Jack here didnt noe. haha.

* candid pic*

* poser*

* crashed tree*

on my way home i saw dis shit on de floor near my neighbourhood.

* further from it*

sei chien loong tagged me

2006-09-28T17:43:00.000+08:00

Name one song you hate to admit you like
-Stars Are Blind - Paris Hilton

Name two songs that always make you cry(make me feel like crying)
-Tonight I Wanna Cry - Keith Urban
-The Blower's Daughter - Damien Rice

Name three songs that turns you on
-Sexyback - Justin Timberlake
-Tokyo Drift - Teriyaki Boys
-Sorry - Madonna
Name four songs that always make you feel good
- Savin Me - Nickel Back
- If I Were You - Hoobastank
- Waiting For You - Hu Yan Ping
- Your Call - Second Hand Serenade

Name five songs you couldn't ever do without
- Operator The Line Is Dead - Jason Lo
- Hao Xiang Ni - Vivian Hsu
- Whats Left Of Me - Nick Lachey
- The Reason - Hoobastank
- Where'd You Go - Fort Minor

...i wont tag any1!

some randomness again.

2006-09-28T02:17:00.000+08:00

* Mr Monkey*

look at my friend over there. the close relative of my wonderful friend. Jing Chen. =D.. i wanted to call Jing and pass Mr Monkey de phone since its been awhile since dey've talked to each other but didnt wanna risk it cuz ppl from Jings family are quite WILD. hahaha.. jogging was nvr so fun. i jogged wif my flip flops. and baggy pants. wonDERFul. i needed to wave my arms around just to stop myself wen i ran downhill. bloody flipflops had no grip wutsoever. so i noe now that running down a hill wif flipflops is pure suicide. my legs ached so badly cuz of de impact created by just STOPPING. anyhow it wuz kinda funny looking at my friends run around. i even saw my nemesis. Mr See Leong aka Taufu. he played rugby wif me. hence de taufu nick. =). i exercised quite abit that day. saw Jings cousins. ahhh. fun.

* dinner*

* dinner2*
* dinner3*

just dinner. nothing much. except that im eating wif my gramps =).

* figurines*

my cousins husband back in Japan wuz really nice to send these over . he knew i wuz kinda of a Naruto fan. but really not to the extent of buying their action figures la. but hes gesture is heartfelt. =). hes a really nice guy. taller den me buffer den me. i can go on. he even has de cutest of sons. awesome kid. he speaks English wif me sometimes and i even say a few Japanese words i learnt through the years wif him. altho not much we still did communicate. (mostly by sign language) more of hand waving to me =p.

forgot abt dese lil babies on my post .

2006-09-28T02:03:00.000+08:00

u see. i forgot about dis... after i left Siew Mei's hse .. i saw dis fucker walking around chillexing*

* Mr Cow*

mader. i past by without noticing de bugger. den suddenly my mind snapped. THATS A FUCKING COW. hahahhhahha. i reversed and took a quick pic of him. he wuz moving kinda fast so i had to reverse whilst taking de buggers pic. luckily no1 behind me ^^. anyhow he went like MOOOoOO. =.=" i tot he wuz gona bang me or something. cuz de moo sounded like .. aggresive..

* Black Label*
* U noe u want it*

dont resist it. u noe u want more whisky. and more more whisky. and MORE MORE MORE whisky.! . dis is not de best. but. of course if u come to my hse. ill show u some good stuff ^^.

last day of exams.

2006-09-25T18:26:00.000+08:00

it wuz de last day of my exams.. so obviously i would go out right. haha. so i decided that i shud get my arse to some club and have some fun after lotsa stress. u noe la. studying and all. AHAHAHAHA. =D. super stressing i tell u ... i picked up Jack and Jim first before heading to my hse and got some stuff done before going over to Wei Lynns hse to pick up her highness. she wuz all dressed up for CLUBBING man. hahahaha. =D. right Wei Lynn??. anyhow .. we picked up Siew Mei as well. after every1 wuz in de car .. we decided to go SODA... since i wuz lazy to go to Passion cuz my sense of direction sucks in KL. =D. i got abit LOST somore wen i went to hartamas.. fuCk i always get the wrong turning. everytime i forget that lil turning on de left. as we past it. barely past it.. i said. OH FUCK . thats the TURNING. y nvr remind me one u SOHAI. SEI USELESS GPH(Jack). oh and btw if u didnt noe.. Jack calls himself GPH. Global Positioning Human...damn lame right?. anyhow hes useless as a GPH. cuz he brought me to Kinrara and Hoh Lahn more den 10 times adi. so hes USELESS..hahahahaha.... anyhow i forgot the turning but.. de fela oso forgot to tell me so i cant be blamed for much =D. so took a HUGE round and got back... damn it. waste petrol and time. Kwok Liang and Han Min(Hamin) wuz there adi.. he wuz complaining y i wuz so bloody slow. usually i'd be de first to be there . =D..

we reached Hartamas and couldnt find any shit ass parking. but after using my *DJ Style* signature finger snapping. *hooooh t* got parking . hahahaha. i mean really. suddenly .. theres dis dude who comes out. =D. im telling u. de finger snapping nvr let me down before... really.. nvr.. not even once. .. okay then we walked over to Breakers. on my way there i saw some1 i knew. but i really wasnt that sure who the hell wuz it... i wuz quite sure i noe her. cuz she hang kei. i hang kei. den we looked at each other for quite awhile before deciding to walk off and suddenly WERN LOONG appeared.. wooo. stupid boy!. cant belif i saw him there. and right after that i asked him who wuz that girl wif him.... actually i had made a guess already. i wuz tinking she wuz Sabrina!. true enough it really wuz HER!. hahahhaha. my memory rocks man. FIRST TIME I REMEMBER!. mAUAHAHAHa. i really have good memory. anyhow i invited Wern Loong to Breakers. he wuz wearing shorts and flip flops. but he went in anyway. and i saw a buncha Help peeps there. beavers girlfriend. Nimalan. and some other peeps. oh and i met SERENE. hahaahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahaha. =D. anyhow, we spent some time there before going SODA. .... due to unforseen circumstances..... we had to go to Castle instead. picked up my big ass and went over to Bangsar.... oh and for the love of GOD!. de first bloody time got ID check. man... i nvr kena before. OMG. damn stupid man. aih. even after rounding so many times to get a parking. fucking Castle. im not going back there anymore. anyhow.. next we decidd to go Laundry for a drink instead. =D.

at dis point. wen i wuz driving Wei Lynn and Siew Mei there.. we were at a traffic light.. and i turned right instead of left...

Kenneth: Turn right ..right?. KwokLiang: No, Left la sohai. Kenneth: Oh fuck okay okay.

Starts turning left wif 1 hand in de center of a junction. still holding my stupid phone.. after that Corky said. if it werent ur w810i u wouldve hurled it to some1 else instead of holding it!.

Kenneth: Okay, okay left adi. AHAHAHA.

=D. sorry Wei Lynn and Siew Mei... i noe it wuz kinda scary.. =D.

anyhow i tot dey asked me to speed and stuff cuz . dey flashed me.. apparently got police la. i didnt noe. instead i sped off instead... luckily nvr kena... =D

* Top Jack, Siew Mei and Jim. Bottom Hamin, Me , Wei Lynn and KwokLiang.*

* Wei Lynn and Corky*

we settled down at The Curve really quickly. thanks to my pyscho driving .. hahahaha. i realy really thought they said speed. =.=:: i wuz wondering where the fark were they somore. hahha. anyhow, i waited for those fuckers whilst they went to de toilet. delaying further..

at Laundry we ordered Chivas but it wuz outta stock so we settled for black lable instead.. and YES luck fucks us up again. IT starts DRIZZLING. omFG.!!!!! DUDE!. i wuz like. Wei Lynn u bad luck charm!. !*(^$!%&*%@#@#!!!! toOOT!! ToOT!. nvm. nvm.. we sat inside den.. suddenly i heard my stomach rumbling.. as usual. i have to feed de bugger. hes more my master den i am his. cuz wen he says hes gotta eat. hes gotta EAT. or its over for me.. so we went to get our selves some Lok Lok. =p. it tasted really good ya noe. its just outside The Curve. a lil lorry. woo not bad. i ate abit and went back in for my drink.

at dis point, Hamin wuz as red as a cooked prawn. i could see every1 wuz read as well.. man... wth. just a lil drink.. =D. we sat down and continued drinking Jim tried pure for the first time and didnt really like the taste. man. hes just not used to it. im sure he would love it soon enough =).den dis stupid ass wipe enticed Wei Lynn to get high. hes a real fucker man. REALLY. if ur reading dis Corky. ur a F U C K E R. heard that? hahahaahha. anyhow. he continued feeding Wei Lynn wif whisky. even its not that much. cuz .. my 1 glass of pure had more whisky den the cups she took wif coke =). cuz i had a full cup. and on de last attempt. every1 wuz supposed to bottoms up. all hyped up i wuz ready to get it done wen cocky suddenly drops hes glass =.=" mader damn wasted man. lick it up u bitch!. =D. anyhow. i wuz so hyped up, i continued wif de bottoms up anyway. at dis point. i realised no1 bottoms upped*!. every1 wuz still holding their glasses smiling at each other. damn it!. everytime i kena!. really !!!!!. ARGH!!!. =%#@(&!!.!! anyhow wif that we finished all de whisky. i wuz in doubts we could get our Black Label done, cuz no1 there wuz a drinker except me and Corky. and i wuz not really keen on drinking that much cuz i wuz still hungry... for some reason i didnt want that much but ended up drinking MUCH!. hahaha. then we were all still sober and stuff and got ourselves a nice lil group pic. wen suddenly Wei Lynn outta nowhere. couldnt stand up @@. from group pic-ing > she went total KO. =.=. dude ... she couldnt walk man... anyhow we dudes. helped her to my car. i tried really hard not to touch too many body parts. cuz .. man. shes drunk.. how can i take advantage of her. ==" id be a fucker!!. =p. den we reached a point where MacHo Corky carried her down de escalator. woo. go go Corky. halfway through . Eh BEH. HELP ME! hahahahahahahahah. soOHAI!. so i helped him anyway. and helped carry her to my car. it wuz pretty far... so den, i sent Jim and Siew Mei home and got Wei Lynn safely into her hse =).

that about concludes de dumbass so called *clubbing trip* just without the clubbing.

early in de morning.

2006-09-23T02:36:00.000+08:00

we were talkin about lotsa emo stuff getting sad and all. really very very emotional. and its early in de morning and i cant believe wut Chien Loong suddenly said to me. out of nowhere so here goes.

Chien Loong: by d way this is d wht century ah?
21st ah?

Kenneth: ..
yes
why did u ask that

Chien Loong: nah nothing
just asking

Kenneth: 2000-2099 is 21st
cuz its within the 2100 category

Chien Loong: oh
after 100 years lar

being blur and all. i wuz kinda slow to realise something wuz wrong. after saying yeap yeap i realised..

Kenneth: yeap yeap
DEN
WUT DID U TINK IT WUZ
OMG

Chien Loong: haha 20th
mader
i damn slow

Kenneth: omfg
ur 100 yrs slower

... after all dat emo-ness. he said that. damn dumb man hahahaha.

i forgot

2006-09-22T01:29:00.000+08:00

* Kimberley and I*

i actually forgot i had dis pic wif Kim. she gave it to me and i totaly forgot. =.=" bodoh betul.

anyhow. i wuz feeling really down and stuff. and suddenly Kim called, she asked me if i wanted to club. my answer wuz a very direct YES.. haha.. so i asked her de details and i wuz like yeah, im coming =D. actually i wouldnt have said yes to Kim if it werent for the messed up things that happened.

i used to be dis goody two shoes, even wen i actually entered a club wen i wuz really small.. i didnt really like it. and thanks to my nice *family* =D. i am exposed to cigges* and alcohol since i wuz a puny lil dude. but of course. de ever so GOOOD ME didnt take cigges. nvr had em before. once my friend offered. 50 bux if u'd take a puff.. =D suckers!. i didnt take it . even tho i felt de utter-sohainess right after the incident cuz mader. 50 bux. not like i dont *smoke* technicaly i smoke 2nd hand smoke everyday, thanks to my family and friends hahahaha. tho i did drink, hahaha. and i wuz pretty good at it.. i tink its in de blood. cuz de first time i drank. wuz wif my mom. and she gave me quite alot. hahahaha. but after all that. i didnt like clubbing and all. really, i aint bluffing man, even tho i loved to dance, i didnt really fancy clubbing that much, until recently. sigh. clubs were my shortcut for everything. problems solved once im in there. damn retarded. den next morning i'd get a nice lil hangover and probably wont go to college and sleep de whole day. so 1 night of clubbing = 2 days of problems gone. hmm not bad =D.

anyhow. i called Jack and Jim up to follow me. cuz Kim said there will be a few chicks. so i'd need some dudes . so i opted for the J&J. since Jack wants to get himself a lil clubbing experience, i might as well get him out...and show him wut it really is like.. so at night i went to Mc'Ds wif de buggers. met Sue Hsia, Xian Mei, Jack and Jiun Yen there. Jack wuz teaching some accounts stuff. but he didnt really get to actually teach dem cuz he didnt noe how to. =D. wasted some time there. joked and laughed like faggots. finaly de time came and i waved goodbye and took Jack wif me to pick Jim up.. as we left Mc D's the CenterPoint one.. i felt a wave of physchoness running through me. i looked at de traffic and asked Jack. hey. shud i drove againts traffic?. hahahahaha. there werent many cars. so i decided to do it. man. de adrenaline wuz awesome. i could feel de high-ness just by doing that. and i wuz laughing my ass off. so did Jack. we felt great man!!!. after that we were screaming WOOOHOO. i wuz like.. wanna do it again? hahahaha. but sadly i didnt, cuz we were kinda late..rushing for time we drove off to pick Jim up and met up wif Kim at her hse. there we met her cousin Matt and kuai lou dude from holland. i tink hes name wuz Mike. forgot =D. ive bad memory. anyhow i parked my car in her hse and waited for her friends to come. they were supposed to pick us up since i duno my way to Nouvo. how could i? imma good boy =D.. anyhow soon dey came and fetched us to Nouvo. on my way there. i wuz talking to Kim. living up the good ol days and talking about my pyscho experiences. we reached parked in Shangrila and walked over and guess what =.=?. no1s at nouvo . so we have to swtich places. we went back and i had to pay. 8 Bux. if im not wrong for de parking. like for 10 minutes? wut the flying fark?. =.=" nvm. we went over to Lock Up instead .. =(. so we went over to lock up and we .. erm.. lets leave out de details.. =X. its not good for me to say nemore. hahaha. =X

all i can say is i had fun =D. hahaha.

the everythings.

2006-09-21T02:50:00.000+08:00

okay, its shit. i cant blog up to date. and i can see a pile of shit of stuff i wanna blog about yet i aint got the time. so ill do it in 1 go. !!. altho i cut out alot already. but erm. dont care la. just entertain urself wif dese meager stuff. later ill give u something more detailed . on my CURRENT events. and not some lameass old shit.

Funny Hair

* my hair*

dude . i dont tink u'd believe dis but. i woke up wif dis hairstyle. im like... wtf?. i duwanna wash my hair. unfortunately de next morning i had to wash it off anyway. how can i not =.=".

Yamcha Gone Wild

* love Kat?*

hahahaha. Jiun Yen. DONT TINK U WONT BE EXPOSED!.

* guess what is that besides I love Kat*

* trashed car*

yamcha sessions sometimes go a lil overboard. really. hahaha.

Day Out

* my sickly mom and physcho sis*

i wuz actually out wif Wei Lynn , Jack and Elizabeth.. had dinner. i wuz looking for ppl without dinner. and fortunately. or unfortunately. those 3 HAD dinner. somehow dey decided to tag along . haha. =D how nice of em to accompany me. de dinnerless dude.(Jack had dinner before he came) anyhow we ate at Wong Kok Char Chan Teng. de food wuz okay. the drinks were okay also. but we spent most of our time chatting. apparently Wei Lynn and Eli were long lost friends since primary lol. dey chatted non-stop. we even talked about the time i saved Jack *hoooh t*(holy light sound) Eli even ordered a WONDERFUL desert. Which WUZ ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS. =D. aint i right Eli? anyhow after dinner i sent Wei Lynn home and went over to Vichuda for a yamcha session. when my sis calls =.="( * my sis). *ma is sick*. okay.... ma is sick?. how severe?.*not very*.* but come home to fetch her to te hospital*. what?. okay... =.=" so i sent Eli and Jack home before speeding back to my moms rescue. sent her to de hospital.. she did some blood test. and it wuz actually some bad virus. =.="!. nothing serious. but spent like 280 .. bloody blood sucking Damansara Specialist Hospital.

Class In A Lift

* my class *

talk about togetherness. everytime we leave class. all of us would get into the same lift and go down. really. it even includes de lecturer. hahahahaha. =D.

Timetable

* my time table*

* briliant aint it?*

now i can bring my timetable anywhere . as long as i have my phone with me.

Speedzone Tour

* Esther*

Today Jack called. Hey, wanna go for a rave?. WTF!? did i just hear that?. astonished . i asked him. A RAVE?. ya sure u noe wutcha talking about? ... the last person i'd expect meet or even get invited to a rave is Jack. its like. hes been dis holy dude since forever. and now thanks to my evil influence. hes turning into some badass dude already. hahahaha. a rave.. sounds interesting. he wuz like ... its free ya noe. and its in sepang.. oOOOo the Sepang SpeedZone Tour. how cool?. and free? woo.. and plus he said hes friends fetching. PERFECT. hahahaha. so i agreed. =D. and i went over at Jacks place right on time. being punctual and all. and de fag tells me. 5.20 only de dudes coming. im like. u TOLD ME 5. I WUZ RUSHING MY ARSE OFF. =.=. anyhow something unexpected happened.

u see. i met up wif Esther. i havent been seeing dis girl for quite some time now. i oso dunoe y. but wen she saw my purple Kembara. she called me up to ask me if im in Jacks house. i hopped out to greet her. tho she did catch me in an akward pose in my car.. i wuz rather stuck.... trying to get between the seats.... anyhow we had a funny chat and i even drove her Red Myvi. Its beautiful and nice to drive. totally recommend it. tho she doesnt have a Wing . doesnt mean shes FUGLY. right Esther? =D

* Da cap from Speedzone*

* i love the red colour*

u see. my friends told me about dis game at the speedzone tour. it wuz some spot the not game. u had to click on de nots and .. u noe.. get em right. in a certain amount of time.. then dey said dey remembered everything. so wen Jack played, he cruised through smoothly. but WEN it wuz MY turn!. dey FORGOT totally about me. mader. i wuz like. hailat. why arent they helping. time is ticking. den suddenly de attendent. (hot hot hot Malboro chick). whispers* on de arm. huh???hahahaha i totaly didnt expect her to help. since she didnt help JACK!. hahaha. i cruised through the entire game wif her help. she wuz like. the helmet. de tyre. hahahahha. it wuz funny cuz she helped me through the whole process. how nice of her ^^. faggot friends tho!.

* the tag*

we left Esthers house as soon as Chee Seng and Kelvin arrived. it wuz my first time meeting em. Chee Seng had de free tix so i had him to thank ^^.. hmm.. we were kinda late . so we sped of for Sepang straight away. but we had to wait for their friend. Marcus. de dude wuz driving at a superspeed of 60kmph wen we were RUSHING. omg. its over. we waited and waited. and when he finaly came. we had to call him to ask him to *hurry up*. =.=" even wen only 1 person is in de car. and i bet a Savvy can do better den 60 KmPH!!. omg omg. soon we were caught in a jam . bloody floods caused most of de roads to be closed so.. we were kinda stuck . plus we were late. cuz Chee Seng promised the Fly F.M. dude he'd be there before 7. and by de time we had reached there its like.. 7.20?... nvm. somehow we managed to get there safely and got de tix. and guess what. Marcus arrived about 2 minutes after us. AMAZING. we tot he'd be gone forever. since he drove so slowly. soon we ran over to the Fly F.M. booth to get our tix and left for the toilet......

* worlds worst toilet*

* urgh*

* they look more like toys to me*

im telling u. dis toilet looks like a toy to me . like dose stupid kiddy playground material and .. really. its damn gross. =.=.. i highly DONT recommend dis toilet to ANY1... u see. we were damn stupid to even go to this toilet. damn disgusting. makes me wanna puke. man....=.=""!!during the whole process we were talking Macha Language man. hahahaha. only one didnt noe how to. duwanna say names =X.

okay anyhow. back to the Speed Zone Tour. kay.. it wuz pretty early. and it wasnt gona start till like forever. so we went and eat. since its Chee Sengs hometown , he brought us around for food. okay to sum up the *food Trip* we drove away from a abandoned restaurant, got stalked by a dog, found our restaurant and finaly paid less den 5 bux for our food plus drink in a RESTAURANT. =D. not bad not bad. hahahaha.

we drove back but Marcus got lost yet again. so we had to wait for him in de carpark. wif all dose dudes walking around. it wuz pretty scary. and Chee Seng took out hes lala PANTS. (phats). omg. damn lala man. hahahaaha!. nolar. it wuz pretty fine since it didnt shine =D. if not we wouldve distanced ourselves from him. hahahahha. den we went in and hitched a ride to the 15th turning. where the event wuz held. it wuz pretty funny cuz all those buggers that didnt noe there wuz a shuttle service had to walk. SOHAI!. hahahahaha. =X. anyhow we went inside and queued up for a body check. MADER. damn gay man!. de fela touch touch touch . omg. i tell u. i wont be going through that again. =.=. anyhow we went in and soon.... we were in awe. those Malboro promoters were AWESOME MAN!. dey were super hot ^^. and they had games .. motorbike racing and some guess the not game. where i won my cap ^^i even saw Mike there. my old old old friend ^^, de dude wuz underage tho. ahaha didnt noe how he got in cuz there wuz a I.D check. hor hor hor!... den we walked to the dance floor. it wuz totaly empty man. wth =="!!. every1 didnt dance. dey just stoned there. altho Joey G wuz spinning. aww so sad. no1 wuz listening . hahaha. but after awhile the mood picked up and it became really hot =D. soon we were in the mood and every1 started dancing. inclusive of JACK!. hahaha. Chee Seng and Kelvin were shuffling. not bad man. i wuz like, woah. dude . are u sure u dun club?. yeap yeap i nvr went to a club before , replied Kelvin. man.. dis guy is good despite not clubbing.

we were dancing and dancing and soon i saw dis chick at de side. hohohoho. i wuz making some eye contact wif her.. soon we were smilling at each other. hehehe ^^. wen i wuz ready to make my move. dis other chick popped up from my view. woo. she wuz hotter den de previous one . hahahahaaha. so i *disconnected* from the first one and went for the 2nd. she wore a shirt tat wuz long enough only to reach as low as after where her panties is. it wuz really hot and de guys were drooling over her.i didnt really see anything below that. i tink she had a pants. not really sure..but she wuz a tad harder to get to. tho i had made sufficient eye contact wif her, she wuz surrounded by 3 guys =.=". and shes in de MIDDLE!. damn it. it wuz not easy for me. i wuz hesitating. tinking.. and tinking. wether i shud go or not. end up.. i wussed out!. hahhaha!. i walked out cuz all my friends went out. but to my suprise. she soon followed from behind wif her pals and were drinking beside where Jack and I were. woo. oppurtunity unfolds itself. it wuz my turn to have a go wen Jack asked me to go to de toilet =.=. damn it. wasting my chance away. i wuz like . NOoOOOoOOO ( holy light shinning on me only *plus im kneeling down looking at the light*). NoOOOooO. ur spoiling my day Jack!!!. -.= juz cuz of the toilet trip we missed out my big chance . hahaha. anyhow we returned to play de game after the toilet trip. and i SPOTTED HER again!. i saw that she wuz still at the same place drinking. woo. i asked them wether dey wanted to go wif me. since there were 2 girls. and i wuz 100% sober so i wuz lack of BALLS.( the * represents the person im talking to) first i asked Chee Seng, i bugged him for 5 minutes and i came to a conclusion. Mader u dun come wif me ill call u PussY forever.. *actually i dun really mind that, wait lemme call Kelvin to replace me. 2nd person, Kelvin, U better do it or i'll call u PussY forever. * sorry la i dont dare la. omg!. 2 down!. 2 shufflers without balls. !! how can it be!. finaly, Mr. Jack!!.. Jack, come wif me or ill call ya pussy. *Anything la. WOAH u SeriouS?. Lets GO!!!!!. *NoNo i meant call me PussY la. OMFG!.toot! ToOOT ToooT TooOTTTTT.!!!! diu!!. argh. frustrated by de dudes that were with me. i decided to go solo. ( from that moment on i called dem Chee Seng(Pussy1), Kelvin(Pussy2) and Jack(Pussy3)

mustering every gut i have at that time. * i wuz sober la*. Hey, wanna go for a dance?. ( 3 dudes stares at me) =.=".. *Hmm but the dancefloor is really full. Ah, that wouldnt be a problem. ill bring ya in ^^. ( she talks to her friend) i assumed that she wanted to bring her along as well. so i asked Jack and gang to come. but those buggers.... ill-responded to me. PussYs!.she brought her gang to de dance floor and i started intro-ing myself and stuff. her name wuz Elly.i had a pretty good time . tho de songs were a turn-off. purely techno after Dj Blank. man.. damn sien. didnt really rev up the mood. Dj Blank ROCKS!. tho i did dance really sauci-ly to the PussYs amazement. muahahahaha. u suckers. regreting for not going with me. die fools DIE. haha.

we danced for a whole 3 hours plus. till de event ended. i wuz sweating like mad. dancing wif her the whole time ^^. but we did see something really disgusting. that wuz de reason we left actually... 2 gays were smacking each others butts and french kissing infront of us. imagine. i wuz like. happily dancing and suddenly dis dudes appear. WTH. argh. gross betul man. de worst part is he wuz smacking the other dudes ass. im like wth.. and we saw another dude fall on de floor. i suppose he had one drink too many or got high popping ^^. anyhow, we were turned off and decided to leave. Elly also wanted to leave so i got her number and a hug before leaving ^^. it wuz quite a fun day for me. except for the other 3 dudes. mine wuz the most worth it hahahahaha.

but man wuz i thirsty. so we went and look for a Pile of hidden bottles they had hid in de darkness earlier. * didnt i sound so cool saying that?* hahahaha. anyhow, we got our drinks and headed off for Petronas where Chee Seng get video-ed shuffling wen a bunch of ugly dudes drove in to kacao hes shuffling. i wuz like continue la. whack de sohais if dey come kacao somore. i wuz dulan-ed by dem. those fags. ppl shuffling dun drive and try to bang him la. damn farking loser man. i didnt really care if we would win a fight wif dem. but who cares man. just whack de shit outa them. diu!. farking *tooots*. but being a nice person and all Chee Seng said dont care la. and we left. i wuz like =.=" i can take dem on!. lets go whack dem!. i wont lose to those fuckers!. TOOT!. i hate dis sorta ppl . we were minding our own business and u come to disturb. dey really tink dey damn big izit!. niama pot pot arh. i always believe in taking things in my own hands so taking dose dudes down would be my pleasure.( maybe i wuz a tad high from dancing) de sane me didnt really help.. i wuz totaly obsessed wif de idea that we shud whack dem. argh. if my dudes like Kwok Liang and Ck Tan were there. we wouldve whooped dem till kingdom come. send dem to HOH LAHN.!!!! *holland*. argh. nvm we left almost immediately . avoiding any sort of confrontation.

we decided to yamcha before heading home and went over to DU to eat. i wuz damn hungry. we sat down and soon we were talking about Elly and wether her numbr wuz real. but i wuz outa cred so i asked Jack to get me a reload. and guess what. he bought me a Hotlink Reload. im tellin u. that act wuz beyond stupidity. it wuz a level higher. more like. Stupidisme in a new level. i CANOT believe and REFUSE to believe he wuz that dumb. from day 1 he noes my number is DIGI. HOW THE FLYING FARK DID HE GET DE IDEA TO BUY ME A HOTLINK RELOAD?. Chee Seng even offered to gime a HotLink reload earlier and i politely rejected hes offer since im not using a maxis prepaid. WE EVEN TALKED ABOUT THAT AND YET HE STILL GOT ME A MAXIS RELOAD. OMG!.i wuz in utter disbelif!. it wuz beyond . argh!. last time i will use de phrase. Stupidity and Beyond!. argh. unbelievable. den i asked him to get me another reload. i didnt even ask him to gime back de money for the other dumbass reload. i had to put it to waste. man... after that we all headed home . but we forgot to take a gay group pic to remember our day. damn it =/.

Pasar Malam

* my dinner*

* Closer View*

i wuz bored. my mom wasnt home. i called Esther and asked if she wuz free.she said she wanted to go to the Taman Mayang Pasar Malam at like 9. so i agreed and ate my dinner at home..my dinner wuz quite filling. i had A bowl of mee from Soh Kee.(worlds best mee), 4-5 pieces of Dominos pizza. and a plate of Chicken also from Soh Kee. =D

soon Esther msged and told me she wuz there already and i drove over straight away. i met up wif her and her sis Gwen at a bookshop. forgot de name of the bookshop tho. =.=. i wuz standing there stoning as she browsed through her stuff. she didnt realise it wuz me. she tot some stalker dude just stood there for fun. HA HA. anyhow she wanted to buy PIRATED VCDS!. but there wuz none at de Pasar Malam suprisingly.. so i suggested that we'd have better luck in SS2. so i went over there and we decided to drink Ling Chee Keng.

* Candid*

she wuz taking picture of her Ling Chee Keng.

* mine*

since she took a picture of hers. i had to take mine as well hahaha.

we went all over SS2 and found one shop wif PIRATED DVDS. duno y that day really nvr sell. i wuz suprised. why there werent stalls everywhere selling. anyhow she slowly browsed through the DVDs. and came across PORN like.... 3-4 times?. hahahahaha. she kept taking the PORN booklet. she said she didnt noe. there were so many booklets theres. yet she wuz so LUCKY to take de PORN so many times. hahahaha. Gwen wuz bugging her to get one movie but to no avail. finaly after like half an hour or more she picked on dvd and decided dis is it!. hahah. but unfortunately the lady said it wuz outa stock. awww. too bad..=D. so we headed home. i had a nice chat wif her outside her house. =D. i wuz really down. sigh. bad things really dont go away like dey do last time wen i wuz younger. now it keeps popping up in my life. my friends were bugging me to meet dem up at Aman Suria. so we had to cut our conversation a lil short and i went over to greet those nasty buggers making helluva noise. about me being late. -.=. there i didnt really feel so emo anymore. thanks to Esther. =D. that abt concludes that day.

Out Wif Jack

yes it sounds gay. but i wuz bored and needed to go out. so i got Jack to teman me.. =.=''. we were driving around for fun and ended up in dis lorong.

* Jack removing the bicycle*

a bicycle wuz in de way so Jack had to remove it in order for my car to pass.

* try guessing where we were*

any1 can guess where we were in de pic?. which Lorong wuz it? hahahahaha.funny funny day =D. tho i did scold Jack for hes lies.. man. dis dude. really is lazy. and a BFL. Big Fat Liar!.

Airport

It wuz a nice Friday and i had exam too. but my father wuz back from Doha . how can i not pick him up?. the old man has been there for four months. i miss him. altho he nags alot. but hes still my father.. so the plan wuz to pick him up and rush for school. hehe. we were there at like 11.50. thanks to my moms crazy driving. man. she really drives fast. i tink i got some of my genes from her. hahahaha. i wuz waiting outside the stupid gate.. we waited and waited. i wuz feeling rather bored. wen i saw dis idiotic dude trying to get some customers to sit on hes ride. man.. hes like dis loud noisy dude disgracing the Malaysians. cuz it wuz de international flight so it wuz like *menjatuhkan imej negara*.but that didnt keep me entertained long enough .so i msged Wei Lynn and asked her about her results. she wuz really nervous and i wanted to noe wether i owe her lunch or not haha.( if she had scored all As i'd have to belanja her. but i tink i still have to belanja her regardless of the result)den Wei Lynn called. She told me her ever SO GOOD results!. and about our trip tonite. hehe. we planned to go to Passion.. but things really didnt go accordingly. =D. anyhow . after waiting for like an hour. dad finaly appeared. and we were all so happy to see him ^^. he came bek wif hes colleagues. it wuz a 2 week break for dem. how happy to actually see him after 4 months. but our Lai family has a certain pride thing. really. de dudes in de Lai family arent really supposed to go all teary and all. and especially my father. hes like emotionless dude one. even tho hes concerned he wont show it. he will nvr show it =.=. so i probably inherited some Proud man thing from him. so i didnt really go all teary and stuff hahaha. we headed home shortly =D.

* look at de dude wif de backpack*

THATS MY FATHER!. how often do u get to see ur father carrying a backpack?. ive never seen him in one at least. hahahaaha. damn funny . he looked like some China immigrant hahahaha. anyhow look at dis girl in my pic. she tot i wuz taking a picture of her. =.=' she wuz staring at me..

* my sister*

we rushed home so that my sis can go to school and i can go for my examination =D.

Yay

* my blog counter*

yes.. after 3 days i had 444 ppl visiting my blog. i wuz kinda happy. considering the number of comments and tags. dey didnt really look like.. a hundred people visit my blog. daily. man.. =D. and plus it wuz 444. so it wuz kinda cool so i had to... u noe.. show it =D.

thats it for my looooooooooooooooooong post. actually theres more. but . i really dont have de time to post everything. sorry if i missed u guys out =D. plus. anything that i dont take a picture off. i usualy dont post. cuz i have a very bad memory...

survey. hahaha.

2006-09-17T21:19:00.000+08:00

Level 1
( ) smoked a cigarette
( ) smoked a cigar
( ) done weed
(x) kissed a member of the same sex
(x) drank alcohol
SO FAR: 2

Level 2
(x) been in love
( ) been dumped(x) shoplifted
( ) been fired
(X) been in a fist fight
SO FAR: 5

Level 3
(x) snuck out of a parent's house
(X) had feelings for someone who didn't have themback
( ) been arrested
( ) made out with a stranger
(X) gone out on a blind date
SO FAR: 8

Level 4
(x) had a crush on an older person
(x) skipped school
( ) slept with a co-worker
(x) seen someone/something die
SO FAR: 11

Level 5
(X) had/have a crush on one of your FRIENDSTER friends
( ) been to Paris
( ) been to Spain
(x) been on a plane
(x) thrown up from drinking
SO FAR: 14

Level 6
(x) eaten Sushi
( ) been snowboarding/skiing
( ) met someone BECAUSE of myspace
(X) been mosh pitting
SO FAR: 16

Level 7
( ) been in an abusive relationship
(X) taken pain killers
(x) love/like someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes goby
( ) made a snow angel
SO FAR: 19

Level 8
(x) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(X) gone puddle jumping
( ) played dress up
SO FAR: 23

Level 9
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
( ) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school
SO FAR: 27

Level 10
( ) used a fake/someone else's ID
(x) watched the sun set
( ) felt an earthquake
( ) killed a snake
SO FAR: 28

Level 11
(x) been tickled
( ) been robbed/vandalized
( ) robbed someone
(x) been misunderstood
( ) pet a reindeer
SO FAR: 30

Level 12
(x) won a contest
( ) been suspended from school
(x) had detention
(x) been in a car/motorcycle accident
SO FAR: 33

Level 13
( ) had/have braces
(x) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) had deja vu
(x) danced in the moonlight
SO FAR: 36

Level 14
(x) hated the way you looked at one point in time
(x) witnessed a crime
( ) pole danced
(x) questioned your heart
( ) been obsessed with post-it notes
SO FAR: 39

Level 15
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
(x) been to the opposite side of the world
(x) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like you were dying
SO FAR: 44

Level 16
(x) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
(x) recently coloured with crayons/coloredpencils/markers
(x) sang karaoke
(x) paid for a meal with only coins
SO FAR: 49

Level 17
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came outof your nose
( ) kissed in the rain
SO FAR: 52

Level 18
(x) written a letter to Santa Clause
( ) been kissed under a mistletoe
( ) watched the sun set with someone youcare/cared about
(x) blown bubbles
( ) made a bonfire on the beach
SO FAR: 54

Level 19
( ) crashed a party
( ) have traveled more than 5 days with a car full ofpeople
(x) gone roller skating/ blading
(x) had a wish come true
( ) humped a monkey
SO FAR: 56

Level 20
( ) worn pearls
( ) jumped off a bridge
(x)screamed "penis" at a football game.
( ) swimming with dolphins
SO FAR: 57

Level 22
(x) got your tongue stuck to apole/freezer/ice cube
( ) kissed a fish
(x) worn the opposite sexes clothes
(x) Sat on a roof top
SO FAR: 60

Level 23
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) can do a one-handed cartwheel
(x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night
SO FAR: 64

Level 24
( ) picked and ate an apple rightoff the tree
(x) climbed a tree
(x) had/been in a tree house
(x) are scared to watch scary movies alone
SO FAR: 67

So then, ive done 67 crazy things out of 125. man. im not so crazy after all hahahaha

tho if dey had included other things like. driving through a small lane(not meant for driving) and scaring an aunty off. it could earn me a few points.

anyhow its all true . =D.

i tot i got over with. =.="

2006-09-16T17:48:00.000+08:00

u noe. its been. exactly 2 weeks from de day i ended things with her.

tho i claim it that im fine and stuff. truthfully ive been hurting alot.i wuz like. happy cheery. lets go clubbing. lets go out. lets hang out. lets go out wif chicks.! but. man.. dis is sooo not happening to me.. man. like Jack said. ive been trying to forget her by going out wif ridiculous amounts of girls. yes ive tried it before. dis is my post-hurting syndrome or signs that i cant get over the GIRL... hahahahaha. fuck man!. imma sohai!. some1 come bitch slap me!. NOT!.

i tot i had gotten over her back then. my usual *sickness* would come bek and i'd be a pussy again. running from my problems. i always do u noe. wenever it comes to dis shit. im so afraid to face it. i just run like a pussy. i comfort myself by not thinking. but everytime i come home. i go all emo. mahai damn loser man. worst part is. i dont wish for that emo part. machauhai. bullshit wei. dis is pure bullshit!. not like she did something to me thats SOOOOOOOOOOOOO NICE. that i cant fucking forget her. its just me patheticly trying to STAY on her life!. DIU.

im so good at solving other peoples relationship problems but i just cant fucking solve mine. as if i really had one dis time anyway!. sometimes it really gets on my nerves.

but reading the msges. we sent to each other. really really made me tink of those days. really. really. happy days. and wut did i do? i told her i didnt want it anymore. BUT NOW. NOW. im regreting like an IDIOTIC SON OF A BITCH!.. wen i go out clubbing. i tink of her. yeah. sickly sometimes i do. wen i dance on de dance floor. i will forget her if im tipsy. but if im 100% sober. sometimes ill stop dancing for like 10 seconds. emo-ing. even tho it sounds abit sick. but it is happening. man!!. dis is like some disease man. it aint passing as i want it to. like wut Esther said to me. dont pretend that u let go already. its okay to cry and be emo. man. i did cry previously. and i did go through that emo part. but im also pretending. hahahaha. no fark la. i duwanna go out wif so many girls adi la. i duwan la. mahai, everytime go out oso i come home emo. diu!. . anyway my fathers back from DOHA so no more CLUBBING. sadly.

ill just stay home and fark myself.. and dunit go out wif anymore girls adi!. . duwan duwan duwan!. ... hahahaha. just stay home. play wif my dog or something. .

its really been a looong 2 weeks for. i still want her despite her ignoring me in SCHOOL EVERYDAY. man. everytime she does that. i get stabbed u noe. like. *SLASH*. den she will just do it again. im like. farkkk. (i feel like i wanna jump down from the 11th floor. holding hands wif Chien Loong. and we'd go like. lets go. maybe we would be joined by Jack too).. and during exam. im SOOO afraid of looking at her... its been soo hard for me. to have to act infront of everyone. and the worst part is. despite all my bloody acting. my friends KNEW. hahahaha!. dey were like. i knew from de start u didnt let go. hahahaha!?.. fuckers. didnt say anything till now, mahai i knoe earlier i duwanna act la diu.!

sorry for all being a lil vulgar . ive been pretty messed up lately. =D. needed to express myself a lil. and its true. i nvr let go. i didnt ><. sohem betul me. =D.

THE HORNY BASTARD

2006-09-15T19:35:00.000+08:00

* THE ASSWIPE*

The recent disturbance in our peace is due to dis asshole. JENG JENG JENG!...presenting the faggot. he's de man behind the horny bastard-ness. the sole idiot who made us guess for so long. but of course. he couldnt outsmart me. imma GENIUS *holy light sound(hoooooh)* wif 144 IQ okay. muahahahaha. u tink u can outsmart me? TINK AGAIN!. now ive revealed the true asswipe behind all dis. the gayest of them all. CHIEN LOONG!.< note the pink colour words on hes name. GAY. hahahahahaha.

shangrilai

ugly. fly guy.

wong fu

PD Trip

emotionally, boh steady. hahahahaha

ham hai.

my penang trip in Jan 2008

the next post

de end of the redang post

jings torture.

another post just to prove that my blogs not gona die and its not 100 years d!

u tot my blog was dead?

u guys damn kao noisy man

redang... lateee.

my birthday.

forrrrceeed

sorry man. i noe i hate updating.

reasons y.

the circle

work work work.

i was working. ya noe.

okay finaly?

babble

some random pictures. really quite funny. HA

the way we tortured Jason

6 sohai things u can do on the highway

jason *was* leaving

sorry shisha

swensons wif kim

recapping abit. quickly

finaly. the year 2007s update HAHA.

C.Loongs place

how i spent my christmas day

car broke down

my turbulent 2006

i lovee random

some randomness

my closest friends

ive been TAGGED

Jack is an ASS

regarding money

Sex Education by Behbeh

sudden emo

ashley's birthday

class trip?

lynettes birthday

random

jiun yens prank.

tagged

i noe its been long

the trip of the four musketeers

dinner at good evening bangkok

lame events

ice cream for all!

my stupid days..

boring post

a day at celebrity fitness

sei chien loong tagged me

some randomness again.

forgot abt dese lil babies on my post .

last day of exams.

early in de morning.

i forgot

the everythings.

survey. hahaha.

i tot i got over with. =.="

THE HORNY BASTARD

jason was leaving